Wednesday: How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

[shotbillmurray.livejournal.com]

Today the danger shop had been transformed into a convention center. Specifically a convention center that at one point held a job fair but got invaded by zombies.

Yes. There are zombies in suits in the convention center still holding resumes. Hey, it's a tough job market. Even for zombies.

"Hey guys," Columbus said with a small bounce on the balls of his feet. "Today's our last class and I wanted to leave you with an alternative method for dealing with Zombies. It's not one I would choose personally but I have known one person who used this method effectively. It's camouflage."

And with a press of a button... A costume and makeup area appeared. Nope. No block letters today.

"Your goal today is to dress and then act like a zombie," Columbus said motioning to the make up station. "If you pass yourself off? Great. If not... well you've learned enough rules from me to know what to do. All right? Let's give it a shot."

[OCD is up!]

Comments

Lecture/Limber Up

[shotbillmurray.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't neglect the limbering. Feel free to chat with your classmates.

Re: Lecture/Limber Up

[onlymistaken]

Cally wondered briefly if one ought to limber before trying to walk like a decidedly un-limber zombie, but concluded that since you might get discovered and have to run for your life... yes.

Re: Lecture/Limber Up

[forhisfriends.livejournal.com]

Simon wasn't neglecting the limbering. It was just routine by this point, easily done while he paid attention to the lecture part of the class.

Re: Lecture/Limber Up

[annieadderall.livejournal.com]

Oh, there was limbering. Totally going to be limbering. Just because Annie had proven to be a good shot didn't mean she wasn't scared of these things.

Re: Lecture/Limber Up

[squire-hand.livejournal.com]

Limbering, few stretches, blinking at the instructor over the course for today. Check, check, and check.