http://cunningkingfish.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cunningkingfish.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-06-09 12:02 pm

Care and Feeding of Hirelings, 2nd Period [Session 5]

Hook was smug, today. Not that he wasn't smug every day, but it was an extra smug day for him. Today the class met in a secluded spot of the preserve, with Hook looking rather jaunty without his luxurious coat.

"Today we ask the important question: When are you willing to sacrifice others for your own gain?" Hook said, smiling as he stood at the base of a tree.

"And now, instead of merely asking you when you'd sacrifice your underlings for your own gain, before you all get morally outraged at the thought, I have instead a practical activity."

He had three bins in front of him, which he now gestured at. One bin contained some fluffy pink tutus, one bin contained rainbow-colored clown wigs, and the final bin contained sets of Groucho Glasses.

"You are all to put on these glorious accessories, then pose for a picture," Hook said, holding up a digital camera from his pocket. "Which I will show to others. The only way you can get out of this is if you pull out those little phones and PDAs and the like, call a friend, get them out here, and have them dress like a fool in your place. Got it? Good."

He grinned a shark's grin. He was about to see who had dignity, and who was able to get others to sacrifice their dignity.

[ooc: Wait for OCD! Class is up!]
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Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[personal profile] lockestheway 2011-06-09 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter tried not to scowl at Hook. Honestly. Foisting this kind of indignity on himself for no good reason?

Still: who'd be the better choice? Topher would be easy, but he didn't want to risk losing his grip on the minion guy when it was still early days. Hm... Ariel might see it as a game...