fandomhigh | Childcare For Idiots, Thursday, Period 1

Deadpool wasn't pink and didn't have feathers. It was a damn good day for him.

Which meant it was a damn good day for the students in his class. Or not. Let's go with not in this particular instance. "Hello again, true believers," Deadpool said. "Welcome back to class where we're all back to being ourselves and no one did anything stupid this weekend. Right, kids? Riiiiiight?"

Just say yes and move on.

"Today we're gonna talk about diet and finicky eaters. Because kids are complete freakin' brats and decide they like something one day and the next day it's the grossest goddamn thing in the whole world. Or, you know, you don't tell 'em what's in something and then they love it. But when you tell 'em what's in it, they hate it and your face for making them eat something so horrible."

A beat.

"Like onions. Goddamn onions."

That meant everyone got a nice little worksheet Deadpool had totally just stolen online to use. Because he was goddamn lazy, got it?

"Now, we got a bowl full of spinach salad and a pile of cheeseburgers for you all to eat while you look over this crap. Which will you be? The annoying kid who won't eat any veggies or the annoying kid who will only eat fast food? See? See what I did there?"

Yes, he thought he was clever.

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Hungry!

YOU CHOOSE WHICH.

Who was there and totally not hating onions. Really.

True story, my mom made Mac&Cheese with onions in it and my sister claims to have gone into her room and cried rather than eat it.

I believe her because she's a wuss.

Chuck Bartowski

Jim Hawkins

Jacob Black

Jake stared at the spinach. Snorted and grabbed some of those cheeseburgers. Like that wasn't predictable.

Well, American mac&cheese scares the crap out of me, so I totes believe her! *hides*

Sam Puckett

You could stand a spoon upright in that stuff. NOT NATURAL

Oh man, I was foolish enough to give it a try. Gross. Gross. Gross.

And I say that loving Mac&Cheese. It's my comfort food.

Sam wasn't picky at all. Given the choice, she'd eat the whole plate of cheeseburgers with the spinach piled on top.

But since the whole point seemed to be to choose, Sam went with the cheeseburger. She was partial to meat, after all.

And I, on the other hand, would crawl up onto the table in order to get more of whatever food was on offer for the evening.

Possibly unless it had onions in it. Or shrimp.

Annie Edison

Annie thought about it. She'd rather just put some spinach on a burger, but since she wanted to look like she was doing the right thing, she went for the spinach. And maybe there'd be a trip to Mooby Land later.

Sov Thade Tage em Ereb

Sov shrugged lightly and picked the spinach. At least it was similar to a vegetable they often served at home.

Karla

And my daughter loooooooves broccoli. We figure this will last exactly as long as she keeps it to herself.

Rilla Blythe

After having marshmallows and cookies for breakfast yesterday, Rilla was feeling guilty enough to go straight for the spinach.

Jack Carter

Burger? Hell yeah it was a burger. Jack would never eat anything healthy if he could get away with it.

Seifer Almasy

Dude. Meat. And screw the rules, he was putting spinach on the burger.

...the hilarious part? I'm watching Iron Chef at the moment, and the secret ingredient is spinach.

Dave Nelson

Edited 2011-06-10 02:20 (UTC)

Coming from Wisconsin, it would have been suspicious if Dave didn't have the cheese and cow meat. So by nature, he went straight for the cheeseburger.

Billy Kaplan

Princess Ariel

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