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fandomhigh2011-06-09 11:02 am
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Childcare For Idiots, Thursday, Period 1 - 6/9
Deadpool wasn't pink and didn't have feathers. It was a damn good day for him.
Which meant it was a damn good day for the students in his class. Or not. Let's go with not in this particular instance. "Hello again, true believers," Deadpool said. "Welcome back to class where we're all back to being ourselves and no one did anything stupid this weekend. Right, kids? Riiiiiight?"
Just say yes and move on.
"Today we're gonna talk about diet and finicky eaters. Because kids are complete freakin' brats and decide they like something one day and the next day it's the grossest goddamn thing in the whole world. Or, you know, you don't tell 'em what's in something and then they love it. But when you tell 'em what's in it, they hate it and your face for making them eat something so horrible."
A beat.
"Like onions. Goddamn onions."
That meant everyone got a nice little worksheet Deadpool had totally just stolen online to use. Because he was goddamn lazy, got it?
"Now, we got a bowl full of spinach salad and a pile of cheeseburgers for you all to eat while you look over this crap. Which will you be? The annoying kid who won't eat any veggies or the annoying kid who will only eat fast food? See? See what I did there?"
Yes, he thought he was clever.
Which meant it was a damn good day for the students in his class. Or not. Let's go with not in this particular instance. "Hello again, true believers," Deadpool said. "Welcome back to class where we're all back to being ourselves and no one did anything stupid this weekend. Right, kids? Riiiiiight?"
Just say yes and move on.
"Today we're gonna talk about diet and finicky eaters. Because kids are complete freakin' brats and decide they like something one day and the next day it's the grossest goddamn thing in the whole world. Or, you know, you don't tell 'em what's in something and then they love it. But when you tell 'em what's in it, they hate it and your face for making them eat something so horrible."
A beat.
"Like onions. Goddamn onions."
That meant everyone got a nice little worksheet Deadpool had totally just stolen online to use. Because he was goddamn lazy, got it?
"Now, we got a bowl full of spinach salad and a pile of cheeseburgers for you all to eat while you look over this crap. Which will you be? The annoying kid who won't eat any veggies or the annoying kid who will only eat fast food? See? See what I did there?"
Yes, he thought he was clever.