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Wednesday: How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse - Period 1 - Class 2
Today when the students entered the danger shop they would find that the room had been transformed into a shooting range. Like the first class there was a horde of zombies standing frozen on one side of the room, except this time this zombies looked... well for lack of a better term they looked like rednecks. It might be all the PBR cans littered about the place that gave that impression.
Also lying out was a variety of firearms and targets had been posted at the end of the shooting range with pictures of zombies on them.
“Good morning,” Columbus said cheerfully. “Hopefully you’ve been keep up with your cardio for the last week. Make sure you turn in your training logs. For those that have? You get a twinkie. For those who don’t... well you get a twinkie.”
How could Columbus deny anyone from golden sponge cake goodness?
“Today we’re going to talk about rule number two to surviving the zombie apocalypse.”
Columbus hit a button on the remote and once again giant block letters appeared behind him.
“The double tap. The premise is simple: If you can’t outrun a zombie, you have to kill it. For zombies the weakest point is always their head. A good shot to the head will take anyone down... almost When you’ve taken down a zombie with a baseball bat, gunshot or another weapon... always take a second hit. Now is not the time to worry about how much ammo you’ve used. If the difference between using another shell, being eaten or becoming a flesh eating zombie.. take the second shot.”
“Now let’s talk about using a gun.”
What followed was a brief discourse on how to use the multiple firearms that were available and how to use them safely. Columbus was very careful to point the advantages of various firearms and how they could be used to their best advantage.
“Now, if guns are not something you feel comfortable with,” Columbus said as he gestured to the pile of sports and gardening equipment that were set up on the other side of the guns, “You have the option of using something to bash a zombie’s head in. In this particular case the double tap rule should still apply. I would also only recommend this method if you have a severe aversion to guns however I believe this is more of a method of last resort. A gun will allow you to keep space between you and your attackers. If you miss with a gun? You can still run. If you miss with a bat? You better be running very fast.”
Yes. It all came back to Cardio.
“We’re going to take a few minutes for you all to practice with the weapons a bit before we let the zombies loose. And if weapons aren't your thing? Feel free to just run. All right? Let’s go.”
[OCD is up! Warning: This class contains zombies and probably violence against zombies. If you are squeamish this post might not be for you.
For the students: Please use the Request thread if you wish zombie interaction. Otherwise feel free to mod your own.]
Also lying out was a variety of firearms and targets had been posted at the end of the shooting range with pictures of zombies on them.
“Good morning,” Columbus said cheerfully. “Hopefully you’ve been keep up with your cardio for the last week. Make sure you turn in your training logs. For those that have? You get a twinkie. For those who don’t... well you get a twinkie.”
How could Columbus deny anyone from golden sponge cake goodness?
“Today we’re going to talk about rule number two to surviving the zombie apocalypse.”
Columbus hit a button on the remote and once again giant block letters appeared behind him.
“The double tap. The premise is simple: If you can’t outrun a zombie, you have to kill it. For zombies the weakest point is always their head. A good shot to the head will take anyone down... almost When you’ve taken down a zombie with a baseball bat, gunshot or another weapon... always take a second hit. Now is not the time to worry about how much ammo you’ve used. If the difference between using another shell, being eaten or becoming a flesh eating zombie.. take the second shot.”
“Now let’s talk about using a gun.”
What followed was a brief discourse on how to use the multiple firearms that were available and how to use them safely. Columbus was very careful to point the advantages of various firearms and how they could be used to their best advantage.
“Now, if guns are not something you feel comfortable with,” Columbus said as he gestured to the pile of sports and gardening equipment that were set up on the other side of the guns, “You have the option of using something to bash a zombie’s head in. In this particular case the double tap rule should still apply. I would also only recommend this method if you have a severe aversion to guns however I believe this is more of a method of last resort. A gun will allow you to keep space between you and your attackers. If you miss with a gun? You can still run. If you miss with a bat? You better be running very fast.”
Yes. It all came back to Cardio.
“We’re going to take a few minutes for you all to practice with the weapons a bit before we let the zombies loose. And if weapons aren't your thing? Feel free to just run. All right? Let’s go.”
[OCD is up! Warning: This class contains zombies and probably violence against zombies. If you are squeamish this post might not be for you.
For the students: Please use the Request thread if you wish zombie interaction. Otherwise feel free to mod your own.]
Re: Double Tap!
Ironically when he was not a zombie he really like Justin Bieber.
Now he just wanted to eat humans. And K-Mart was his target and was running toward her at full speed.
Re: Double Tap!
No, she hadn't gotten attacked, she just got blinded by light glinting off the belt buckle.
Which didn't change the fact that she'd brought her gun up and was taking a shot at it.
Re: Double Tap!
Clearly this is a dead zombie.
OR IS IT?