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fandomhigh2011-05-12 01:49 am
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Care and Feeding of Hirelings, 2nd Period [Session 1]
Hook was teaching this class in a normal classroom. He'd save fancy computer/danger shop tricks for later.
When the class had filed in, he twirled the end of his mustache with his hand and grinned.
"Welcome, welcome, one and all, to the amazing class where you learn how to make sure others do your work for you, and how to keep them happy in their sad, little lots in life."
He laughed a bit.
"So, when do you know you need a henchman, sidekick, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera?" He gestured at one of the students with his hook. "When you know you're better than other people. Whether you're a mighty pirate, a caped crusader, or even mister C.E.O."
He chuckled again. "So that's simply it. When you know you're better, you might as well have some people around to keep under your boots. So now I want introduction! You will give me your name, your reasons for taking this class, and one reason you think you're better than other people. I'll even start."
He cleared his throat.
"I'm Captain James Hook, dreaded pirate of Neverland. The cunning kingfish, the worst of all little lost boys' nightmares. I'm here because I'm ready to spread my knowledge and expertise amongst all your little impressionable minds. And I'm better than others because I've cut, stabbed, strangled, and crushed my way to the top of the pirating world, and from atop my little mountain, I know that I am better."
Yes, just a little creepy.
"Now, someone else, snap to it, snap to it."
This was your teacher, kids. Have fun with that.
[ooc:OCD first plz Open for class! Woo!]
When the class had filed in, he twirled the end of his mustache with his hand and grinned.
"Welcome, welcome, one and all, to the amazing class where you learn how to make sure others do your work for you, and how to keep them happy in their sad, little lots in life."
He laughed a bit.
"So, when do you know you need a henchman, sidekick, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera?" He gestured at one of the students with his hook. "When you know you're better than other people. Whether you're a mighty pirate, a caped crusader, or even mister C.E.O."
He chuckled again. "So that's simply it. When you know you're better, you might as well have some people around to keep under your boots. So now I want introduction! You will give me your name, your reasons for taking this class, and one reason you think you're better than other people. I'll even start."
He cleared his throat.
"I'm Captain James Hook, dreaded pirate of Neverland. The cunning kingfish, the worst of all little lost boys' nightmares. I'm here because I'm ready to spread my knowledge and expertise amongst all your little impressionable minds. And I'm better than others because I've cut, stabbed, strangled, and crushed my way to the top of the pirating world, and from atop my little mountain, I know that I am better."
Yes, just a little creepy.
"Now, someone else, snap to it, snap to it."
This was your teacher, kids. Have fun with that.
[ooc:
Re: Introduce Yourself!
"Because I don't like Peters, as a rule. You'll have a bit of a handicap in terms of pleasing the teacher in this class."
Re: Introduce Yourself!
Peter wondered if this other Peter might have done something in particular to mess with Hook. Opportunities...
"I'll keep that in mind, sir," he said, "Though you're welcome to call me something else if my name is such a blemish."