ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-05-07 05:53 am

Fandom High Welcome Picnic, Front Lawn of the School, All Day: Part I

The weather was nice, the school wasn't currently under attack from forces not of this universe and they were still in Iceland. Oh yeah, it was day one of the rest of the newbies' lives.

Welcome to fandom, kiddos. Try not to trip over left over sombreros from Thursday!


[Please wait for OCD is up! This is part one of the picnic, specifically for meeting siblings, roommates, and teachers. The rest of the picnic is happening here and here, in an effort to keep browsers from breaking for as long as possible.]

Re: Meet Your Roommate (Summer 2011)

[identity profile] geewhizfellas.livejournal.com 2011-05-09 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Y...yeah, well," Butters looked a little skeptical, "it isn't like castles are known for havin', y'know, electricity, and runnin' water, an' flushin' toilets, either, but we'll do okay! Why, there was this one time, when Eric Cartman, he made me think the world ended, and that wasn't fun, but I did okay for myself, tryin' to rebuild civilization from the ground up. Y-you're in good hands, Sam, well, let me tell ya! I won't let things get too primitive, and maybe we won't even need TVs. Why, we can put on shows and plays, with costumes and music an' everything, and we'll never be bored!"
necroslacker: (school day)

Re: Meet Your Roommate (Summer 2011)

[personal profile] necroslacker 2011-05-09 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Sam had absolutely no idea what was going on with this kid. He seemed earnest and honest enough but some of the things that came out of his mouth were completely illogical and coming from a guy who raised the dead, that was saying a lot.

"So..." What did he even wanna say here? "How did he manage to convince you that the world had ended? You didn't notice buildings and other people?"

Re: Meet Your Roommate (Summer 2011)

[identity profile] geewhizfellas.livejournal.com 2011-05-09 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Er, well," Butters frowned a little. "Eric's real good at trickin' people; he's the meanest kid I know! And he told me irradiated zombies were attackin', and so he helped me into a bomb shelter, and there I stayed for a while, and then he blindfolded me when he came an' got me, so I wouldn't see the carnage, and by then, why, he'd locked me in a fridge! When I got out, well, turns out I was in a junkyard, but I thought it was the world all ended and everything, and so, well, I just pulled up bootstraps and...and I got to work at rebuildin' society. It wasn't until a...a lady showed up that I found out she wasn't too keen on...on repopulatin' the earth with me, on account of the fact that, well, the earth didn't need repopulatin' anyway, and Eric jus' wanted to get rid of me so's he could...he could go to Casa Bonita for Kyle's birthday."
necroslacker: (whole lotta shakin' goin on)

Re: Meet Your Roommate (Summer 2011)

[personal profile] necroslacker 2011-05-09 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. Just...wow. Sam had no freaking idea where Butters had come from and he couldn't help but be morbidly curious. He sounded like he'd been through a lot of bad stuff and managed to still keep a pretty positive outlook. Anyone that could be optimistic about repopulating the Earth had to be a pretty resilient guy.

"And these guys, they're your friends?" Sam asked, frowning at the thought of that. "They sound like they don't treat you very well. You sure they're just not, like, using you?"

Re: Meet Your Roommate (Summer 2011)

[identity profile] geewhizfellas.livejournal.com 2011-05-09 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, well, Kyle is," Butters offered, "and Kenny, and Clyde and Token and Craig, and Stan, why, he's here, too, he's my best friend!"

No, Butters, he wasn't.

"But Eric, he's just a jerk. It sure is gonna be nice to get away from him for a while, believe you me!"
necroslacker: (don't be cruel)

Re: Meet Your Roommate (Summer 2011)

[personal profile] necroslacker 2011-05-09 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
"You brought a friend with you?" Well, Sam supposed that would help Butters out since the kid seemed like he was in over his head. That or he was just a really, really good actor.

And Sam thought it best to keep the subject of his two tagging along friends a secret since they were, you know, dead and all.

"Too bad he's not your roommate, right? Guess I'll have to be a decent one for you."

Re: Meet Your Roommate (Summer 2011)

[identity profile] geewhizfellas.livejournal.com 2011-05-09 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Aw, shucks, Sam," Butters chuckled, waved a dismissive wave of hand. "I'm sure you'll be a great roommate! I think we'll be really good friends!"