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Fandom High Welcome Picnic, Front Lawn of the School, All Day: Part I

The weather was nice, the school wasn't currently under attack from forces not of this universe and they were still in Iceland. Oh yeah, it was day one of the rest of the newbies' lives.

Welcome to fandom, kiddos. Try not to trip over left over sombreros from Thursday!

[~~Please wait for~~ OCD is up! This is part one of the picnic, specifically for meeting siblings, roommates, and teachers. The rest of the picnic is happening here and here, in an effort to keep browsers from breaking for as long as possible.]

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Since that chick at the laptop hadn't passed out yet, Deadpool was at the picnic bright and early.

...god, he needed some coffee to deal with this crap.

Seifer couldn't believe the classes he was in, and supposedly the guy in pajamas and a mask was teaching childcare?

"Are you even allowed to be around small, impressionable children?"

"Are you allowed to be in public?" Deadpool countered.

"Yeah, now that they've dropped all the charges for being a war criminal." Nope, he wasn't joking about that. "I'm even allowed to have a legal license and go into other countries again."

"Oooo, fancy for you," Deadpool replied, waggling his fingers in a musical sort of way. "Next time don't get caught. God."

"Next time I try to take over the world, I'll remember that. And, you know, skip the whole being brainwashed by a crazy bitch part."

"So, really. Childcare?" He was definitely thinking up something nasty for Quistis.

"Childcare," Deadpool confirmed. "Do I know you? Is this some sort of set up for an epic event that I forgot to read the solicit for? So help me, man. I don't wanna deal with those vampires. Especially not vampire Jubilee. she'll be cheerful as she bites you."

"..." Okay, that part made Seifer pause. "Seifer Almasy. I know a few of the current student, although most of them probably want to hit me."

"Vampires are real? I mean, I should be surprised after Flame Boy and the chick who walked through a wall."

"But they both graduated!" A beat. "Unless that accursed Reed Richards brought him back..."

"Damn. And that chick was hot too." He had developed a thing for hot blondes who could kick his ass, so what.

"I just figured, you would be teaching ninja skills or something cool. Like sword-fighting."

"Kitty Pryde? Yeah... she was pretty jailbait."

A beat.

"I've taught that before. But now I'm teaching childcare. So deal with it, lil' blond kid."

"Kitty? Who's Kitty? I was talking about Karla."

Little? That was a new one.

"Are we going to be working with real kids? Because I'll probably fail when they start cursing and stabbing people."

"We're working with my sorta-kinda daughter in a way of adoption and horrible plot twists." A beat. "If you touch one hair on her head, so help me god, I will rip your arms off and beat you to death with them," he added cheerfully.

"Sounds... painful. Okay then, no harming the short one." He looked around. "Well. I'm going to go bug one of my other instructors. Which one is Winchester? He's supposed to be my computer instructor."

"He's tall and make sad cow eyes at eeeeeveryone."

"Tall and emo. Got it."

Shouldn't be hard to find around here.

"Try the roof tops! They lurk up there to brood and think about striking fear into the hearts of criminals," Deadpool added.

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