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prof_of_cunning ([personal profile] prof_of_cunning) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-04-30 12:58 pm
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Fandom High Graduation Ceremony, Class of 2011, Saturday Early Evening PART 2!

Once all the graduates had returned to their seats, with their diplomas, Zoe turned to address the audience.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present --- ee da tuo da bien!”

No one should translate that. Just know that it wasn’t Chinese for ‘funky looking red and green spacecraft twice the size of the school that just zoomed in to hover above the lawn.’

A beam of eerie green light shining down from it, straight onto the stage, and from that pool of light stepped... no, surged, a horde of men in hairy, horny helmets, waving battle axes and growling in ...something Nordic? Eric could tell you, if he could make it to the stage, but unfortunately ? Not so much.

Those other beams of light that shot from the ship took care of that issue. Both the audience bleachers and the area of the stage roped off for the faculty were enclosed by shimmering fields of energy that let air and light through, but were frustratingly solid to the touch.

Sadly for the graduates, there was no annoying force-field separating them from the hairy-hatted men -- who were headed straight for the Fandom High Class of 2011.



[Open for your umlaut-ridden pleasure! Audience | Grads: Fight! | Grads: Hide! | Aftermath | OOC]

Re: FIGHT!

[identity profile] anarchist-queen.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Leda shouted a challenge (something rather obscene and probably physically impossible) in Elvish, and fired her gun (on stun) at the charging Viking.

Re: FIGHT!

[identity profile] fh-vikings.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Patrik waved his blade at the stunbolt! He would chop it in two! And then he would take the feisty woman for his wife!

He had had the worst time, being one of the few Vikings trapped on that ship with no wife to whine reminisce about.

Now, he would--

--get caught in half a stun-bolt because a sword wasn't a lightsaber. He came to a stop, looking groggy, but still upright. Were there little birds tweeting aröunð his heað?

Re: FIGHT!

[identity profile] anarchist-queen.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
He was sweet. But Leda wasn't ready for marriage yet. She'd let him down easy. If the hilt of a sword upside the helmet could be considered easy.
Edited 2011-04-30 19:32 (UTC)

Re: FIGHT!

[identity profile] fh-vikings.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, for his village's standards, she was such a gentle thing. Patrik was almost disappointed.

Or he would have been, had he not been going down like a lead balloon.

Re: FIGHT!

[identity profile] anarchist-queen.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Leda dodged out of the way of his collapsing form, and looked around to see if anyone else needed to be taught not to fuck with Fandom.