Come as you aren't.

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Alright kids,

Hoopy work on the zombie costumes last week! There was bondage, dirt, and lack of self-worth galore. I know you kids have never been to ursa beta minor, but trust me, you’d fit right in there. If the part of my brain capable of it hadn’t been burned off, I’d be proud of you.

Except for death_n_binky

Let me make myself clear, you hooded delinquent. No one knows the dangers of Zombie raids better than I. Two heads, I’m a veritable smorgasbord, all right? And should the day come that I’m eaten alive by one, they should at least have the decency to dress for the occasion.

For Zarquon’s stiff neck, this is a place of learning! There’s no room for free thought. Turn in your assignment, or face the consequences. Trust me, they’ll be really…not good. Dangerous even.

Now, on to this week’s assignment! Come as you aren’t.

By now, I should hope you all know your partners pretty well. I want you to design them outfits they would normally hang themselves before wearing. But don’t feel the need to stop there. Is your partner a human? Feel free to change their species for an hour. Is your partner no longer living? Go ahead and make them up to be corporeal!

If you can’t achieve the desired effect with make up, I have a temporary gene splicer I’m willing to lend out. Standard rules apply: I see nipple, you get to chat with the principal.

If your partner has dropped off the face of the planet, you can either dress a friend, or see me for a list of non-enrolled volunteers.

Brainstorm here, we’ll present them later in the week.

Comments

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Sir just to clarify the no nipple rule, would seeing a male nipple through say mesh count? And I lost my partner, but I might be able to persuade Sawyer someone to help out via my super pout power

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Jonathan comes into Fashion class with his tape recorder.

"Hello, Professor Beeblebrox, I'm Jonathan Crane, I asked you about the sound byte?"

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige entirely does not eye up Jonathan becuase she's pissed at Sawyer, not at all!

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

*brainstorms*

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*actually shows up this week and brainstorms with Edward*

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

*yay* *brainstorms together*


"Would you hate me if i dressed you as a nun?"

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*shows his innocence* Nun? What that?

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

((*coughcoughcough* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Radio_free/bagoasnun.jpg)))

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*isn't sure it's exactly flattering* *stays quiet because he thinks that might be the point*

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

"Well nuns are well, women of god...and they wear black and white outfits. And, see, because it's 'come as you aren't'..." Edward cannot really find a good way to explain this to Bagoas, and hopes he gets the hint anyway.

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*nods, thinking he understands*

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

((OMG :D))

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa snickered to himself, trying to come up with something that would make Quinn scream bloody murder.

Which was pretty much anything he'd think of normally, come to think of it.

Easiest. Assignment. Ever.

[sooo_cute]

Quinn pales, and looks over at Barbossa.

"Whatever you're thinking, stop thinking it," she hisses. "Don't think I won't make you look like a pole dancer."

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa immediately crumpled up whatever he had been working on and started over.

"Even though I would be a fine-lookin' pole dancer, I be takin' yer threat seriously," he said.

[sooo_cute]

"Good," Quinn says, because she doesn't actually want to go through with the pole dancer threat.