E-mail to the Fandom Hightimes Staff

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from: cally@fandomhigh.edu
cc: blackagar.boltagon@fandomhigh.edu
to: <fhtimes.staff>

Subject: Staff Meeting / Publication Postponement

Due to recent staff turnover and the upcoming visitation for Parents' Weekend, we'll be postponing the next edition of the newspaper until the 19th. Please take the week to relax and clean your dorm room, by which we mean hide everything you don't want your family to see*.

yours,
Cally and Blackagar

P.S. *Except your roommate. That's just rude.