Classrooms Around Campus, All Day Saturday

[wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com]

It was Saturday, and that meant Career Day! Unbeknownst to all the students who had taken the career placement test, Fandom had apparently conspired to place them all in workshops that didn't quite fit the answers they gave for their tests. The island was tricky that way. Not to mention that the workshops that the island had planned were somewhat different from the workshops an ordinary school might offer on Career Day. As in quite a lot different.

So the classrooms all around the school were filled with visitors from off-island and island alike, all of whom had been led to believe that they would be teaching eager-minded groups of students, excited to learn about their prospective careers. This assumption was not necessarily accurate.

[[up early early early for timezones! wait for the OCD or puppies will die. the puppies are safe now.]]

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Re: H.A.T.E for Fun and Profit

[hatelovesme.livejournal.com]

Dirk trembled for a moment, his teeth gritted even tighter against his lizard stick.

"Don't you talk to me about S.H.I.E.L.D!" he said. "You know what a shield is good for? It protects you, except for when it doesn't. H.A.T.E? H.A.T.E. fills you with warmth on a cold day. H.A.T.E. gives you a reason to get up in the morning when you feel so alone that you just want to wear a floral dress and cry yourself to sleep! H.A.T.E. fills your belly so that you don't need food, only biologically designed paste that slowly gives you special attack cancer!"

Re: H.A.T.E for Fun and Profit

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Tony stared, slowly edging away from the crazy guy. "...right. Hate sure is awesome."

WHERE WERE THE ADULTS?!

Re: H.A.T.E for Fun and Profit

[hatelovesme.livejournal.com]

"You're damn right it is," Dirk said. "S.H.I.E.L.D turns to us when they run out of options, and don't you forget it."

No, that was 'fired SHIELD agents (and enlistment rejects) turn to HATE when they can't find another job', but close enough.