Classrooms Around Campus, All Day Saturday

[wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com]

It was Saturday, and that meant Career Day! Unbeknownst to all the students who had taken the career placement test, Fandom had apparently conspired to place them all in workshops that didn't quite fit the answers they gave for their tests. The island was tricky that way. Not to mention that the workshops that the island had planned were somewhat different from the workshops an ordinary school might offer on Career Day. As in quite a lot different.

So the classrooms all around the school were filled with visitors from off-island and island alike, all of whom had been led to believe that they would be teaching eager-minded groups of students, excited to learn about their prospective careers. This assumption was not necessarily accurate.

[[up early early early for timezones! wait for the OCD or puppies will die. the puppies are safe now.]]

Comments

Re: How To Be A Sleazy Ad Man

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

"You could ... have the guy in a Speedo, on a beach, and have that as the tagline?" she suggested. "Tada, he's calling you back, and check his sculpted abs. He would totally have to have sculpted abs, right?"

Re: How To Be A Sleazy Ad Man

[fuckingnotlove.livejournal.com]

"There you go," Brian said, nodding in approval. "I don't know about you, but I'd love to see a billboard of some sculpted abs on the way to work in the mornings."

Or, you know, at work. With him designing it. As long as there were sculpted abs involved.

Re: How To Be A Sleazy Ad Man

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

"Right there with you," George agreed. "Maybe we could specify that we have to do the auditioning for the ad ourselves. Great excuse to get lots of shirtless guys milling around."

Re: How To Be A Sleazy Ad Man

[fuckingnotlove.livejournal.com]

"Exactly," he said. He liked this girl. "I usually do sit in on auditions, actually," he added offhandedly. "Great way to collect business cards. And more importantly, phone numbers."

He was so ethical.