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"Now you listen close and you listen hard, bucko," Lucas said, holding up the receiver of an old-school phone. "The next click you hear is me hanging up. The one after that... is me pulling the trigger!" And with that, Lucas hung up.

"That's kind of my 'Feeling lucky punk' quote from one of my biggest hits, 'You Just Don't Exist,'" Lucas said. "When people dress like Cole Hazard at conventions, that's the line they quote. That's the power of a catchphrase. You think Schwartzenegger gets to be a politician today if he couldn't mumble at least one good catchphrase per movie? If you do, you're an idiot and the rest of the class should kick your ass and steal your lunch money."

Lucas waited to see if anyone would raise their hand and volunteer for an ass kicking.

"It's Friday. We're in Hawaii on Sunday. You don't want to do any work now, I get that," Lucas said. "Unfortunately for you guys, 'evil' is in my job description. So you're going to get a bunch of situations and you need to come up with catchphrases for them. Your character is a badass. They're about to do something badass. Figure out what you're going to say and then make it sound badass."

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Okay, not ashamed. Nathan had to look down and away from her because that one actually made him feel bad enough to possibly apologize. He didn't know if the words were gonna come out though.

"Look, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that but that's the fucking problem with assumptions, isn't it?" he asked pointedly. "You make them and you're wrong and it's a fuck up. See, I learned from mine. You're not ashamed and I shouldn't think that because I seriously think you're two seconds away from cracking my nose into pieces. And yet you're committed to thinking me a fucking asshole for something you heard and probably do not understand. Why?"

Well fuck him for breaking out the apology and making her look like the asshole in the room when clearly that title belonged to the corn husker.

When Caroline finally replied, it all came out in a speedy jumble. As usual. "So then you didn't sleep with that girl and now she's not giving back your shirt in class and you're not talking about getting together later and I should just fucking shut up and ignore you because I'm totally stupid for thinking anything was different than this time last week?" Caroline asked, her face looking significantly more hurt and less like she was going to snap his tiny neck.

"You're not stupid," he said quietly, just starting with that since it seemed the easiest thing to accomplish immediately. He was finding it hard to even look at her right now what with that expression she was pulling.

"She was returning my shirt that I left there, yeah," he continued even if he thought about lying and telling Caroline that he'd spilled wine on said shirt and Kate had offered to dry clean it out of the kindness of her own heart. For some reason, Nathan thought that might bring back the look of 'I am going to snap your neck like I'm breaking into a cookie.'

"But, here's something you don't know," he said, lowering his voice to the point that she'd be the only one hearing. "Those plans that you heard me make? They were a general thing about seeing her on vacation. Just seeing. I have no plans to try and fall into bed with her. None. Zero. I don't plan on leaving my shirts in her room like I'm setting up a fucking scavenger hunt."

Did he want to? Sure. But Kate's situation totally fucking pissed him off and he was refusing to even think about that just as a way of rebelling against her shitty boyfriend.

"You should not shut up," he added, still quiet but looking at her now. "And you should not ignore me. Please don't ignore me, Caroline. You're not stupid. You're...right."

In Caroline's mind, she really was stupid for ever mixing it up with this boy. Had she forgotten her plan of not getting involved with anyone? Or of going for the ones she couldn't possible get? So much failure.

But at least now she knew that he didn't like being ignored. That was totally getting filed somewhere memorable.

"So I'm right. Fan-freaking-tastic." Could he sense the excitement? "It is too early in the day for this crap."

Nathan just sat back and shook his head, completely at a loss for what to do right now. He was just...he didn't know. She was right about one thing, it was too early for this crap.

"Yeah, don't sound so fucking excited," he said, sounding pissed off all over again for trying to be honest and getting her sarcasm thrown back in his face. "Here, I'll make everything easier on you."

And with that, he stood up and glanced over towards the door. "Go back to treating me like a fucking brick wall. Sure that'll give you lots of time and energy to get your precious beauty sleep. I'd just hate to ruin the trip for you especially when you're getting a new shiny roommate."

Edited 2011-02-19 05:08 (UTC)

Oh yeah, his was totally a sane reaction. Caroline didn't understand what Nathan failed to grasp about why they had all these communication issues. Maybe they were just lost in translation.

Caroline glanced down, not feeling like seeing him all running off again. Apparently they took turns. "Fine, I'll ignore you like you want. We'll see if you can manage to ignore me." And the new swimsuit she'd purchased for the trip.

Nathan started to say something else and then just shook his head before stomping out of the classroom, nearly kicking a few desks along the way.

All he could think of as he left was that he'd never be able to totally fucking ignore her. It was fucking irritating that he couldn't and even if he was totally gonna try, he knew he'd lose.

Fuck this entire trip already.

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