Advanced Negotiations

[padmeofnaboo.livejournal.com]

Today we’re going to discuss this topic:

Slim odds: What do you do when there is a lot of them and very few of you.

I think we should split you up into small groups for discussion today. We could even turn this into a debate it you feel up to it.

Comments

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Only Daniel has deaths that are better than others. Well, Daniel liked Jonas too, eventually. And I'm very sorry I missed that conversation. Poor General Hammond--his last command, and he got stuck with all of us.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

I know, sad isn't it? I'm sure Daniel would like a Goa'uld if you gave him enough time alone with one. Hammond must've been H.H. Holmes in his past life, it's the only thing that explains all this.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Extremely. And I think the Goa'uld may be where he draws the line...way back when, right after Sha're got taken, he and I saw a tank full of them. I was going to leave it alone, but Daniel shot up the entire tank--glass, baby Goa'uld, and fluid everywhere. He had no mercy, Jack. None.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that that makes me feel all happy inside?

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Maybe? I'd tell you to ask the Ethics teacher...but she'd probably make you pretend to be a Goa'uld first so you'd understand their point of view.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Yeah, screw that. Not gonna happen.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Could have put money on that one.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

No one would've taken the bet though.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

True.