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screwyoumarvel ([personal profile] screwyoumarvel) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-01-05 12:18 am
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Home Economics 1, Fourth Period 1/5

People who hadn't had classes with Mr. Rogers before might be surprised to find that their home ec teacher was a tall, broad-shouldered guy who looked like he'd just stepped out of a military recruitment poster. Or, you know, not. Steve waited until everyone was present to begin his spiel.

"Good afternoon. I'm Steve Rogers--that's Mr. Rogers to you, please--and this is Home Economics, or Home Ec. If you're planning to complain that you didn't intend to be in Home Economics, well, welcome to Fandom High. If you're unaware of what Home Ec is, it's basically how to fend for yourself: cooking, cleaning, that sort of thing. I want to assure you there is nothing to be scared of. We're going to start with the parts that don't involve sharp objects or heat, so you can sort of work yourselves up to that mentally, if you need to. You should each have a syllabus at your work station. Typically you'll be working in pairs, but I'm fine with groups as long as you're not disruptive, and you're welcome to switch partners at any time. Oh, and," he glanced down at his class roster, but no, it still had not changed. "Mr. Stark, please see me after class.

"Now that we've got that out of the way," Steve said, and clapped his hands once, "I'd like for everyone to introduce themselves, giving your name, year, and where you'd currently rate your general skill level, one to ten, in the topics covered on the syllabus. Feel free to elaborate on those basics, if you want. We'll start with you," he said, picking a student at random.

Once they'd finished that, he moved on to, "And now we're going to jump right into cleaning. This will be especially good if you're new, right, you won't have a chance to get your dorm room messy. The first step to cleaning is really just to be tidy and organized," he said, like that was the simplest thing in the world. "Have a place for everything, and put things in their place instead of throwing them wherever. Put books in the bookcase instead of piled on your desk. Put dirty clothes in the laundry basket or bag instead of on the floor, and fold or hang clean ones and put them away. Throw things away or recycle them when you're done with them, instead of letting pizza boxes and old magazines pile up. Sweep hard-surface floors regularly. Speaking of sweeping..." there were ten brooms and dustpans lined up against the wall. "Since I couldn't make you practice tidying up, you get to practice that. If you don't understand how this works--" Steve was ruling nothing out, especially considering he had Emma Frost and Tony Stark in this class "--ask me or one of your classmates for help.

"Oh! Before I forget: this class comes with homework." Steve made a face at them and said, "I know, I know, but if you don't put these things into practice, what's the point, right? So your assignment for the rest of the week is to tidy up your dorm rooms and get organized, creating designated places for things if they don't have them and putting things in their places. If you need organizational supplies and can't buy them yourself right now, I have milk crates, which are great for organizing, clothes hangers, and laundry bags in my office, and you can see me after class, or I'll be holding office hours on Friday, so please, feel free to drop by. And if you know anyone who needs a laundry bag, send them my way, too, I have plenty, they were free."

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Scully felt like she was back on base, with her Dad standing over her and directing her work. She and Charlie sometimes got into stick-fights with the brooms when this happened.

Now, of course, she was much more mature.
glacial_queen: (Hee)

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-01-05 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
For the aristo daughter of the previous Territory Queen of Glacia, Karla was surprisingly good at things like sweeping and scrubbing dishes. This had less to do with any personal decisions to not let rank stand in the way of her upbringing and more a regrettable tendency towards biting and backtalk.

If this were a kitchen or a stable, Karla would have felt almost at home.
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Re: Sweep the Classroom

[personal profile] icecoldfrost 2011-01-06 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Emma just wandered over and knocked her broom lightly against Karla's. "En garde, foul dirt-spreader."
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Re: Sweep the Classroom

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-01-06 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Miscreant!" Karla declared, bringing her broom up to defend against Emma's. "I am a proponent of cleanliness and shiny floors! I'll make you eat your lies!"
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Re: Sweep the Classroom

[personal profile] icecoldfrost 2011-01-06 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've seen your room," Emma pointed out idly as she poked at Karla again. "'Shiny floors' is not a term I'd use to describe it."
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Re: Sweep the Classroom

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-01-06 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"If you shifted all the clothes and books and things, you'd see my floors are plenty shiny," Karla protested with a laugh. "Practically untrodden!"

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] pastmewrong.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Effy could sweep. Technically. But she didn't particularly want to. This classroom seemed clean enough, so her movements were rather... economical.

Because there weren't really any. Leaning on her broom counted as using it, right? Maybe she'd sweep in a minute. When she was done eying everyone else. For picking up techniques, you know?

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] fratboybitch.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Broom in hand, Alex wandered over closer to Effy and actually swept some of his dust towards her feet. Well, he was practicing and she seemed to need some motivation to start cleaning.

Alex could provide that.

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] pastmewrong.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it would take a little more than that to get Effy to do more than sidestep around the gathering dust.

"How domestic you are," she teased, curling a little smirk. You know, with the passing along of all his dirt.

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] fratboybitch.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"You looked like you need a demonstration or something," Alex said, still sweeping his dirt towards her. "Do they not sweep things up in England? What a strange, strange country."

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] pastmewrong.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"We're very advanced over the Atlantic. Have Hoovers and everything." Which didn't mean she couldn't sweep, just that she usually didn't.

All they seemed to be doing here was practising moving dirt around. Effy didn't really feel like she was missing out.

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] fratboybitch.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"So that means you should be an expert at this sort of thing," Alex pointed out, sweeping some dust into a little pile. "And yet, you're just standing there, like a blob. Guess you're not good at everything."

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] nothornlessrose.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
In Cassidy's mind, sweeping was one of the easiest things when it came to cleaning up a space.

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] snarkyhealer.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
"So... I'm thinking of taking bets on how long before we break the class," Shira said cheerfully as she swept.

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] nothornlessrose.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Cassidy giggled softly. "I feel sorry for him, already, Shira." She admitted. "He has all three of us witches in one class."

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] snarkyhealer.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
"And Emma," Shira pointed out. "She's not one of us, but she's entirely scary in her own right."

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] nothornlessrose.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Emma's not scary," Cassidy said. "But I guess she probably could be if someone pissed her off? And yes, he gets three of us and one of Emma... "

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] snarkyhealer.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Not scary scary," Shira said. "Scary like we're scary."

Shut up, it so made sense.

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] twintuitionist.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Juliet's approach to sweeping was to treat it as an acting exercise, imagining she was a Disney princess who had been kidnapped by an evil queen and raised in a cottage in the woods.

So ... she pretty much looked like a girl sweeping, just with more twirling and less actually getting the floor clean.

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think its supposed to go in a pile," Tony supplied helpfully. From all his experience sweeping. Vast troves of experience.

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] twintuitionist.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"It is?" Juliet asked. The frightening thing may have been that she was serious. "Why? I thought I would just kind of get it not to be here."

If she spread it around, it would disappear. Scientific fact.

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
She was trying to make Tony cry, wasn't she?

"No," Tony replied slowly. "Its still here. Just in more places now."

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] twintuitionist.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"... But I can't see it anymore," Juliet said slowly. "No dust bunnies or anything."

Weep, Tony. Weep.

Re: Sweep the Classroom

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, sweeping wasn't difficult. Tony could totally manage that without building a robot to do it for him.

But he was going to think of building a robot to do it for him. Consider it a compromise, Steve.