The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields; Tuesday, Period 4 [ 12/14 ].

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"Good news, everyone!" Professor Farnsworth walked into the classroom with a smile on his geriatric face. "Today's the last day of class. Of any class I'll ever have to teach at this school with you idiotic, brainless children! I'm finally getting out of here, and getting back to a civilized society. Now, now, now, don't start wibbling and crying. I know you're very disappointed, but, really, it's for the best, as I'm afraid I would have had to send in doomsday robots to kill you all if I had to be subjected to teaching another fifteen weeks of drivel to you primitives."

"To celebrate," he continued happily, "there will be no exam! Do you think I want to spend any of my time back grading the ridiculous tests I had planned for these classes? No. Once I get back to the future, it's all fun and sexy women and goodbye, moderation! In celebration of our final departure, thank Science, I've brought you all a treat of some wonton burrito meals."

"No," he added on a surly note, "I didn't make them, so they're safe. I have the receipts if you don't believe me. But whether or not you'd trust anything that hippie bum at the general store sells is up to you."

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Re: Talk to Farnsworth -- M.o.Q.N.F., 12/14.

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"Now that you mention it," Farnsworth said with a frowning crease in his brow. "I am feeling a little nauseous."

Then the crease turned accusing, "But that's probably because there's still a student hanging around in my classroom."