Food Appreciation [Week 14, Period 4, Mon. 12/06]

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John looked tired as he greeted the class this morning, but still he was there, despite plans to be gone shortly. "Yeah, weird shit happening on island means I didn't make it to the store this morning. So you guys get to suffer like I had to on the plane back from Colorado. Apparently there's a rash of people eating their way through things, writing books about how it goes, and then someone thinking it was a great idea to make a movie about it. This one is about a decent chick who eats her way around the world, breaking hearts as well as belt buckles." John picked up the remote, causing the lights to dim and the previews to begin. "Now, I won't blame anyone who'd rather leave and see what's going on outside, just remember to tell someone where you're going and avoid wearing meat and ranch dressing for clothes. It doesn't end as well as you might think. Those of you who stay, have some popcorn and enjoy the show!"