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Food Appreciation [Week 12, Period 4, Mon. 11/22]
This week, there was no strange, slouching professor waiting for the students when they entered the Danger Shop. Instead, they were faced with the most amazing, most spectacularly coiffed, most - dare we say - Awesome Dean of Students known to Fandom. "Never fear," he announced loudly after all had arrived, "my young and impressionable students, Barney Stinson is here!" He enjoyed the fanfare and was all about keeping things interesting. For himself.
"Your normal professor - what's his name? The kid with the silly hair? Whatever, he's not here. Apparently food is better where he's from and rather than deal with getting a portal later in the week, he's already airport-bound. Slacker. So, what am I, your illustrious Dean of Students doing teaching a class?" Barney left the question hanging in the air for a moment. "Yes, I find I'm wondering that myself. Bets are the office minions knew of my excellent taste in Thanksgiving feasts! That's right - our topic today is Thanksgiving. A holiday tradition started by some super old school bros known as Pilgrims who were saved by the attractive Natives of the otherwise hostile lands of...Massachusetts. Anyway, each year the people of America come together to break bread, watch football, and see a little Sunshine together while they discuss exactly what it is they're thankful for. You kids are likely going to be thankful for BUFFETS!"
As programmed, on the word 'buffets' the Danger Shop sprang to life, taking the form of a Thanksgiving themed strip club. It was all very PG-13. "Today you get to sample the cuisine of the pilgrims and the entertainment of my homeland. Lap dances are extra. Oh, and before you join the festivities, you have to tell the class one thing you're thankful for, I'll go first - I, Barnabus Stinson, am thankful not to be Canadian. Good? Now you go!" And he pointed to a student at random to begin.
"Your normal professor - what's his name? The kid with the silly hair? Whatever, he's not here. Apparently food is better where he's from and rather than deal with getting a portal later in the week, he's already airport-bound. Slacker. So, what am I, your illustrious Dean of Students doing teaching a class?" Barney left the question hanging in the air for a moment. "Yes, I find I'm wondering that myself. Bets are the office minions knew of my excellent taste in Thanksgiving feasts! That's right - our topic today is Thanksgiving. A holiday tradition started by some super old school bros known as Pilgrims who were saved by the attractive Natives of the otherwise hostile lands of...Massachusetts. Anyway, each year the people of America come together to break bread, watch football, and see a little Sunshine together while they discuss exactly what it is they're thankful for. You kids are likely going to be thankful for BUFFETS!"
As programmed, on the word 'buffets' the Danger Shop sprang to life, taking the form of a Thanksgiving themed strip club. It was all very PG-13. "Today you get to sample the cuisine of the pilgrims and the entertainment of my homeland. Lap dances are extra. Oh, and before you join the festivities, you have to tell the class one thing you're thankful for, I'll go first - I, Barnabus Stinson, am thankful not to be Canadian. Good? Now you go!" And he pointed to a student at random to begin.
Barney [F12]