Apathy Club, This Club Has No Point To It, What's She Going On About Now?, Friday

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

George was going to pretend last week didn't happen. Maybe everyone else would play along.

"Okay," George said. "I don't know how many of you will even be here next week. It's Thanksgiving. It's a stupid holiday where people eat a lot to celebrate some settlers and some native people having a nice harvest, blah blah blah. The thing is, it's bullshit. The settlers spent the next few decades massacring the native peoples and taking their land and giving them blankets with smallpox. Although I think that last part might have been accidental? Anyway. Holidays suck. Especially bullshit propaganda holidays. And most of them are."

Especially if you were a bitter teenager who was convinced The Man was out to get you.

But, you know. This was apathy club.

Comments

You Might As Well Sign In

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

Pick whatever icon you want, and then make up a lame bullshit holiday that you're pretending has something to do with the icon.

For example, George Lass is clearly celebrating National Toad Month.

Re: You Might As Well Sign In

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

Squall Leonhart, celebrating Floorstareapalooza

Re: You Might As Well Sign In

[furnaceface]

Jonothon Starsmore, celebrating Hunter S. Thompson Day.

Re: You Might As Well Sign In

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny Sparks, celebrating Smokes n' Booze Day

Hang Out In the Back, Avoid Eye Contact, And Be Sullen

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

Are you waited for an engraved invitation? You will not get one. You're here. Do whatever the fuck you want.

Re: Hang Out In the Back, Avoid Eye Contact, And Be Sullen

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

Squall had no robot babies today. This made Squall indifferent. Whatever.

Indifferent was, of course, a step or two up from his normal mood.

Holidays Suck So Fucking Hard

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

Bitch about holidays. Spending them with your family. Not getting to spend them with your family. Not having a family.

Bitch about other people bitching about the holidays. Bitch about the club. Bitch about how this is another hour of your life that you will never get back.

See above in re: doing whatever the fuck you want.

Re: Holidays Suck So Fucking Hard

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"Settlers are always massacring native people," Squall pointed out. "It's what they do. So why not just ignore the point of the holiday and just do the food part?"

Re: Holidays Suck So Fucking Hard

[furnaceface]

//I'm British,// Jono noted. //I don't even celebrate this bloody septic holiday.//

Re: Holidays Suck So Fucking Hard

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny gestured toward Jono with her cigarette and said, "What he said."

Eyeroll, Bitch and Moan

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

For all bitching not covered previously. George is good at bitching and moaning. It seemed a shame to miss further opportunities.

Whatever

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

Re: Whatever

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER!!!!

Re: Whatever

[furnaceface]

Wotever.

Re: Whatever

[ashockingbitch]

Whatever.

Maybe Our Faculty Advisor Died

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

He's all old and shit. Everyone cross their fingers.

Re: Maybe Our Faculty Advisor Died

[ivejustinvented.livejournal.com]

Still alive and kicking it old skool, thank you very much!

No thanks to any bucket of bolts replacement robots. They just don't make them like they will a century from now.

Don't Talk to George

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

Why would you want to?

OOC

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

I never have ideas for topics for Apathy Club. So sometimes, weird shit happens.