Demolition and Dynamite; Friday, Third Period [ 11/05 ].

[boobs-and-bombs.livejournal.com]

"All right, guys, listen up!" Kūkaku started class with her usual brash and probably unnecessary yelling, but that was kind of just how she talked. "I didn't hear anything about Sherlock's office blown up yet, so I'm going to extend the booby trap assignment a little longer." It was just that important. "And today, we're going to learn something very important, and, despite all my best efforts, I looks like I'm going to be teaching it to you in song. What the hell?"



Which mean that, suddenly, Kūkaku had herself a mic and then she started to sing:

"It seems like these days the whole world's on fire.
Things keep blowin' the hell up,...
And while all those rubberneckers and looky loos stand slackjawed starin,
The real men have the nuts to walk away.

Cool guys don't look at explosions
They blow things up and then walk away
Who's got time to watch an explosion?
Because cool guys have errands that they have to walk to.

Keep walkin', keep shinin'
Don't look back keep on walkin'
Keep struttin' slow motion
The more you ignore it, the cooler you look

Ladies & gentlemen, please join me in welcoming..
Mr. Neil Diamond!"

Well, no, it wasn't Neil Diamond. More like Koganehiko in a shiny red jumpsuit. Which was likely fifty times worse. He didn't sing, either, just danced around a lot while Kūkaku kept singing.

"Cool guys don't look at explosions
They stride for it in their diamond covered boots
They wear jumpsuits with glitter and rhinestones
And walk away in slow motion..
Keep walkin, you're cruisin..
Cherry Cherry...Sweet Caroline..

Denzel walks...
Will Smith walks...
Mark Wahlberg is wearin a hat!

Keyboard solo....JJ Abrams!"

Again, not JJ Abrams, but, instead, Shiroganehiko wailing on a keyboard. Who knew Shiroganehiko could even play keyboard? Where did the keyboard even come from? All questions best left unanswered. Just enjoy the dulcet tones of synth.

"Because,
Cool guys don't look at explosions,
Walk fast from the roaring explosion,
And don't think about the people you killed.

2, 3, 4!

Ahhhh, aaaahhhh, ahhhh-aaaah!"



And that was...thankfully over. "Okay, you heard the song. Let's pack it up and head to the danger shop, where we're going to blow things up and try to walk away from them. Unless, that is, you don't want to be cool, in which case, you are so in the wrong class."


[[ wait for the ocd is looking at the explosion! ]]

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Comments

Sign In -- D&D, 11/05.

[boobs-and-bombs.livejournal.com]

Looking cool.

Re: Sign In -- D&D, 11/05.

[theotherpeter.livejournal.com]

Peter Bishop

Re: Sign In -- D&D, 11/05.

[gorka-wolf.livejournal.com]

Makita

Re: Sign In -- D&D, 11/05.

[stylin-wizard.livejournal.com]

Alex Russo

Re: Sign In -- D&D, 11/05.

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

Bruce Wayne

Re: Sign In -- D&D, 11/05.

[notagoose]

Shane Gooseman

During the....Lecture -- D&D, 11/05.

[boobs-and-bombs.livejournal.com]

At least be glad that it appears that Kūkaku at least has a good singing voice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkCiXIR5qrY)?

Re: During the....Lecture -- D&D, 11/05.

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

Bruce really had no clue that this would be a preview of his next class. It was a shame. The explosions would have been a good catharsis.

To the Danger Shop! -- D&D, 11/05.

[boobs-and-bombs.livejournal.com]

Kūkaku's going to blow shit up, and your task is to just walk away from the explosion. Or, blow something up yourself and have your friends walk away from them and be cool.

Don't let the song fool you. It's a lot harder than it looks, considering the force that comes out of explosions.

Re: To the Danger Shop! -- D&D, 11/05.

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

Bruce was braced fairly well for the force of the explosion. The heat was a bit greater than he expected, though, and that made his cool disaffected sneer turn into something a little more uncomfortable as he walked away from the blast.

Talk to the TA-- D&D, 11/05.

[boobs-and-bombs.livejournal.com]

When she pings in.

Talk to Kūkaku -- D&D, 11/05.

[boobs-and-bombs.livejournal.com]

Who is actually going to pretend that no singing actually occurred.

Despite the fact that Koganehiko was still in his red sparkly jumpsuit.

OOC -- D&D, 11/05.

[boobs-and-bombs.livejournal.com]

Kūkaku's singing voice is surprisingly pretty. Granted, maybe that's just because she's always yelling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brNFJ_TKi5g&feature=related) in Bleach.

Re: OOC -- D&D, 11/05.

[theotherpeter.livejournal.com]

I am suddenly sad there are no Power Rangers in this class to stand in front of multi-colored explosions.