Hi! My name is Willow Rosenberg, and I just moved here from Sunnydale. I really like science, so I was really happy when I found out you'd be teaching us! Well, um, just wanted to say hello!

Also, I wanted to know if we'd be using computer modeling for any of our assignments? Because I'm really good with computers, and I know this one program that's totally open source, so it won't cost the school extra and I can help everyone get set up...

::pauses when she realizes everyone's looking at her like she's a dork::

Okay. I'll just sit down then.