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fandomhigh2010-09-17 07:50 am
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Demolition and Dynamite; Friday, Third Period [ 09/17 ].
"Okay," Kūkaku said, at the front of the class room and looking over the students, "I've mentioned in the past two weeks that one of my specialties is fireworks; I can light up the fucking sky like it's the end of the world, so believe me when I say this with the utmost disgust. Fireworks in this place can really fucking suck. I don't think half the shit they sell as fireworks should even count. But that's what we're talking about today. Fireworks."
And, since it was Kūkaku's specialty, there was certainly a lot of it to be talked about. Going over the different kinds, the popular shapes, the history, but, most important, the how-tos: chemical reactions, construction, so on and so forth. How to make all those pretty colours and shapes and blah blah blah.
But, of course, everyone had to know that Kūkaku would only talk so long before she let things get explody and fun. "Alright. Got all that stuff? If not, go ahead and ask me questions on the way to the Danger Shop. There's no way I'm starting you all out on straight up fireworks so soon, but what we do have is a shit ton of crappy commercial fireworks waiting for us, and I'm gonna show you how to take what we talked about today to make them suck less. So, come on, to the Danger Shop!"
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And, since it was Kūkaku's specialty, there was certainly a lot of it to be talked about. Going over the different kinds, the popular shapes, the history, but, most important, the how-tos: chemical reactions, construction, so on and so forth. How to make all those pretty colours and shapes and blah blah blah.
But, of course, everyone had to know that Kūkaku would only talk so long before she let things get explody and fun. "Alright. Got all that stuff? If not, go ahead and ask me questions on the way to the Danger Shop. There's no way I'm starting you all out on straight up fireworks so soon, but what we do have is a shit ton of crappy commercial fireworks waiting for us, and I'm gonna show you how to take what we talked about today to make them suck less. So, come on, to the Danger Shop!"
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Sign In -- D&D, 09/17.
Re: Sign In -- D&D, 09/17.
Re: Sign In -- D&D, 09/17.
Re: Sign In -- D&D, 09/17.
Re: Sign In -- D&D, 09/17.
Re: Sign In -- D&D, 09/17.
Re: Sign In -- D&D, 09/17.
Listen to the Lecture -- D&D, 09/17.
Blah blah blah casing.
Blah blah blah flowers.
It's a sizable lecture, sure, but it's also straight forward and to the point and kept interested by the peppering of swear words here and there.
Re: Listen to the Lecture -- D&D, 09/17.
Kids' show, after all.
To the Danger Shop! -- D&D, 09/17.
Kūkaku is more than happy to go through the conversation instructions again, taking her time but also maybe slipping a few other things in there so that when she did show off her work (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc0gQH2ncmM&feature=related), she really was showing off. While we're at it, did we mention she did this all one handed? So you idiots should have no problem...
"Now, if any of you get anything that nice, I might have to accuse you of cheating, but I'm sure you can get some pretty nice bangs all the same. Go at it. Let's try to keep all our fingers and eyelashes, too, while we're at it."
Re: To the Danger Shop! -- D&D, 09/17.
Ah, to be a teenage boy.
He did a decent job, himself, though nothing to the level of the instructor's work.
Talk to the TA -- D&D, 09/17.
Talk to Kūkaku -- D&D, 09/17.
OOC -- D&D, 09/17.
Re: OOC -- D&D, 09/17.