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The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields; Tuesday, Period 4 [ 09/14 ].
Just because this didn't work for getting rid of his students last semester didn't mean he wasn't going to try it again.
Besides, he had at least seven lesson plans that he could easily just recycle and he planned on doing so before bothering to come up with new material. Because that would be work. And everyone knew work was best avoided if at all possible.
So everyone in the class should have gotten correspondence in some form or another that they were meeting in the Danger Shop this week, and, if they didn't, it was a good possibility that they had been left out intentionally and their ability to still be here was just another proven point of consistent teenage annoyance. Either way, doing what they were doing today was too much of a hassle to do IRL, as the kids were calling it, so Farnsworth had a nice little sim set up, starting the class from the mouth of a cave.
He had a cane with him. Not that he'd need it much for walking, but it was a fairly effective tool for waving about and threatening when he spoke. It should be noted that he seemed in a fairly good mood, but that was mostly because the task for today could wind up being extremely dangerous for his students. This new batch was smaller, so, hopefully, they wouldn't have safety in numbers like the last one.
"Today," he said, "we're going to learn about neutrino detectors. Because if we're going to be 'studying' neutrino 'fields,' then we should at least be able to detect them. They are so large that they have to mostly be underground, and you'll have to get in a boat, and I didn't bring life jackets so if you don't know how to swim and you fall out, then that's too bad for you. In your next life, maybe you'll remember to learn how to swim.
"Before you go in, please turn in your Essays on why most of the world is crap from last week and pick up a worksheet for this week. You have several pages on reading the neutrino detectors, and also a page or two regarding the chemical balancing of the water used to help run the detectors. You can start them today and turn them back in next week, and, once we get to the detectors, they'll work as a guide to let you know how they actually function.
"Are we ready, then? Let's go. It's a long trip down past some steep drops with a lot of jagged rocks at the bottom, so I hope you're sure footed. And if you're not..."
Farnsworth shrugged. "Meh."
So encouraging...
[[ OCD ison the way up! Finally... ]]
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Besides, he had at least seven lesson plans that he could easily just recycle and he planned on doing so before bothering to come up with new material. Because that would be work. And everyone knew work was best avoided if at all possible.
So everyone in the class should have gotten correspondence in some form or another that they were meeting in the Danger Shop this week, and, if they didn't, it was a good possibility that they had been left out intentionally and their ability to still be here was just another proven point of consistent teenage annoyance. Either way, doing what they were doing today was too much of a hassle to do IRL, as the kids were calling it, so Farnsworth had a nice little sim set up, starting the class from the mouth of a cave.
He had a cane with him. Not that he'd need it much for walking, but it was a fairly effective tool for waving about and threatening when he spoke. It should be noted that he seemed in a fairly good mood, but that was mostly because the task for today could wind up being extremely dangerous for his students. This new batch was smaller, so, hopefully, they wouldn't have safety in numbers like the last one.
"Today," he said, "we're going to learn about neutrino detectors. Because if we're going to be 'studying' neutrino 'fields,' then we should at least be able to detect them. They are so large that they have to mostly be underground, and you'll have to get in a boat, and I didn't bring life jackets so if you don't know how to swim and you fall out, then that's too bad for you. In your next life, maybe you'll remember to learn how to swim.
"Before you go in, please turn in your Essays on why most of the world is crap from last week and pick up a worksheet for this week. You have several pages on reading the neutrino detectors, and also a page or two regarding the chemical balancing of the water used to help run the detectors. You can start them today and turn them back in next week, and, once we get to the detectors, they'll work as a guide to let you know how they actually function.
"Are we ready, then? Let's go. It's a long trip down past some steep drops with a lot of jagged rocks at the bottom, so I hope you're sure footed. And if you're not..."
Farnsworth shrugged. "Meh."
So encouraging...
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