http://furious-maximus.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] furious-maximus.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2010-09-06 09:53 am
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Introduction to Personal Weaponry [Monday, second period]

The Danger Shop, perhaps disappointingly, looked like a classroom today. Though the big pile of random-looking crap on the floor was new. Chair legs, a couple of complete stools, hockey sticks, two-by-fours, baseball bats, some lead pipes, and a number of things most people actually considered weapons, all of it moddable.

"Today we're talking about sticks. And, well, all the things that work pretty much the same way." Max grabbed a six-foot staff from the pile seemingly at random.

"A stick does a couple of things for you. It gives you extra weight, it gives you extra reach, and it gives you something that you can hit harder with without breaking bits of yourself in the process." Max swung the stick in a wide arc to demonstrate.

"All of this translates into hitting harder and breaking things better. You can also take a hit on a stick that you'd never be able to take on, say, your arm." This time Max swung the stick into his desk. Sure it wasn't real, but the sound as the top of the desk cracked and the stick snapped in two was plenty impressive.

"Last week I showed you how a roll of coins can become a weapon, enhancing whatever fighting abilities you already have. Sticks are similar because most things can be used to add weight and reach to what you already have." He gestured at the pile.

"You'll have to adjust slightly to each item to get a feel for how you can use it to your advantage, and that's what you'll be doing today. Everyone pick something from the pile, then pair off and figure things out. You can just discuss technique or strategy, or you can take a few swings."

His eyes narrowed. "I'll be watching, so everyone be careful. There may be safeguards in place here, but that's no excuse to get sloppy about things. So don't even think about goofing around."
glacial_queen: (Smiling at someone)

Re: Lectures

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2010-09-07 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Considering there's a much lower chance of me ending flat on my ass or stuck in a bathtub to soak away the sore?" Karla asked, giving Dru a bit of a smile. "Kinda, yeah. It's a nice piece of home. How about you?"

Karla realized with a pang that she hadn't really seen Dru since she and Scully had gone to talk to her in the safe room. She hoped the other girl didn't think she was avoiding her.

Re: Lectures

[identity profile] svetocha-blooms.livejournal.com 2010-09-07 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Far from it. If anyone had been doing the avoiding, it was Dru. She'd spent way too much time hiding in her room the last few weeks.

"And you have a good chance of surprising one of our classmates who might not expect you to be so skilled," Dru pointed out. "I'm no where near that level. Most of what I learned was more brute force, hit and then run like hell to get out of there."
glacial_queen: (Half-smile)

Re: Lectures

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2010-09-07 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Karla chuckled a bit. "Lucivar will be pleased to hear about this lesson--I don't know much beyond the basic forms yet. Though the next time you visit Kaeleer with me, I'm sure he'll be happy to pass those along with you, too. He'll be just thrilled to teach someone who already has the brute force part down."

Everytime she went home, Karla got treated to a lecture on building up muscle and being too skinny.

Re: Lectures

[identity profile] svetocha-blooms.livejournal.com 2010-09-07 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Is there something wrong with me that I think I'd actually look forward to that?" she asked with a grin.

glacial_queen: (Half-smirk bathing suit)

Re: Lectures

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2010-09-07 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, I think so," Karla teased. "But according to three-quarters of the rest of the school, that only makes sense. I'm pretty sure that's the main reason Dinah wants to go back."
Edited 2010-09-07 01:53 (UTC)

Re: Lectures

[identity profile] svetocha-blooms.livejournal.com 2010-09-07 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Dinah's just a training machine," Dru laughed. "She's strange like that. I'm going to miss her being around though. Thursday mornings at the gym will be lonely."
glacial_queen: (Shared grin)

Re: Lectures

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2010-09-07 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
"I miss her, too," Karla said, momentarily downcast. "For some reason, she wouldn't take me up on my offer to finance her further education at the Fandom Community Center. I guess she's too good for lessons in pottery-throwing and lace-tatting. Personally, I think she'd make an amazing underwater basket weaver."

Re: Lectures

[identity profile] svetocha-blooms.livejournal.com 2010-09-07 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Personally Dru thought Dinah would be great at pottery THROWING. It made such a nice crash after all. But she knew that wasn't quite what Karla had in mind. "Basket weaving is good. There's also a class on cake decorating. I bet she'd make lovely buttercream roses. Or maybe there's a class for knitting? That's a useful skill. Plus knitting needles can be used as weapons."
glacial_queen: (*Snerk*)

Re: Lectures

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2010-09-07 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
"I told her she'd even still be able to fight crime," Karla sighed, shaking her head. "She could make these cool knitted stocking for herself by day and then wear them out to fight crime by night. She'd be a walking, ass-kicking advertisement for her own work."