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fandomhigh2010-07-23 09:05 pm
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First Aid - Danger Shop, Friday, Period 5 [Week 3]
The Danger Shop was not a disaster zone this week. In fact, it looked a lot like Serenity Cove's beach, littered with people swimming and sunbathing and picnicking.
"Ladies, gentlemen," Hawkeye greeted, arms spread wide. "And anyone who doesn't fit into the first two categories. I'd mention you all specifically, but we have work to do. And by work, I mean that your dates await you."
In a line propped up against a log were CPR dummies, each one with unique features. The dummies themselves were identical, but they each wore a different shirt (or dress in some cases), they had ill-fitting wigs, facial hair, beauty spots and othercompletely moddable defining features. Doris, Eunice, Edna, Geraldine, Adele, Ferb, Roland, Edgar, Milton, Hubert and Earnest were available for you to choose from.
"I solemnly swear that we'll look at as many of the things you brought up last week as we can - even the lizard claws, Momoko - but there's something you need to know before any of that. People need to breathe and they need their heart to keep pumping, or anything else you do will be useless. I'm going to show you an emergency procedure called cardiopulmonary resuscitation or CPR." He demonstrated on his own dummy, Margaret, how to assess the casualty, clear the airway, create circulation and perform mouth-to-mouth.
"Now go, choose your date and show them a good time. The Danger Shop is set up to make your date fall on his or her side and start turning blue when there's a problem. You're going to have to perform CPR. In the meantime, enjoy yourselves. In half an hour, you're welcome to come and join me under the umbrella over there if you want to learn about some of the technology doctors use to help things along these days."
"Ladies, gentlemen," Hawkeye greeted, arms spread wide. "And anyone who doesn't fit into the first two categories. I'd mention you all specifically, but we have work to do. And by work, I mean that your dates await you."
In a line propped up against a log were CPR dummies, each one with unique features. The dummies themselves were identical, but they each wore a different shirt (or dress in some cases), they had ill-fitting wigs, facial hair, beauty spots and other
"I solemnly swear that we'll look at as many of the things you brought up last week as we can - even the lizard claws, Momoko - but there's something you need to know before any of that. People need to breathe and they need their heart to keep pumping, or anything else you do will be useless. I'm going to show you an emergency procedure called cardiopulmonary resuscitation or CPR." He demonstrated on his own dummy, Margaret, how to assess the casualty, clear the airway, create circulation and perform mouth-to-mouth.
"Now go, choose your date and show them a good time. The Danger Shop is set up to make your date fall on his or her side and start turning blue when there's a problem. You're going to have to perform CPR. In the meantime, enjoy yourselves. In half an hour, you're welcome to come and join me under the umbrella over there if you want to learn about some of the technology doctors use to help things along these days."
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It's just that Kurt was BLUE!
And handcuffed to some guy she'd never seen before.
But most importantly, he was BLUE!
She kept stealing glances, not trying to be rude, just totally confused.
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The image inducer, on the other hand, patted him on the back. "Dude, she's checking you out!"
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Momoko waved back, then made up her mind and moved closer. Nodding to the new guy with a smile, she whispered to Kurt: "You know you're blue, right?"
He had to know he was handcuffed to another guy, but maybe he hadn't looked in a mirror yet?
"Like, the colour blue?"
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Momoko grinned back at him. "It's totally obvious, sorry. But maybe if you wore some flashy jewelry, people would be distracted? Although it's a very pretty blue. Is it something Fandom did?" She reached out a hand to touch his cheek.
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The image inducer eyed him up. "Are you insulting me? After all I've done for you, you're insulting me? I'm hurt!"
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Her shoulders drooped for a second at the thought of the work possibly ahead of her, then shrugged. "So, the other you is a hologram? I guess that you're not from a world where that's normal, then, huh? To be blue, I mean. Is that why you're being totally shy today?"