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First Aid - Danger Shop, Friday, Period 5 [Week 3]
The Danger Shop was not a disaster zone this week. In fact, it looked a lot like Serenity Cove's beach, littered with people swimming and sunbathing and picnicking.
"Ladies, gentlemen," Hawkeye greeted, arms spread wide. "And anyone who doesn't fit into the first two categories. I'd mention you all specifically, but we have work to do. And by work, I mean that your dates await you."
In a line propped up against a log were CPR dummies, each one with unique features. The dummies themselves were identical, but they each wore a different shirt (or dress in some cases), they had ill-fitting wigs, facial hair, beauty spots and othercompletely moddable defining features. Doris, Eunice, Edna, Geraldine, Adele, Ferb, Roland, Edgar, Milton, Hubert and Earnest were available for you to choose from.
"I solemnly swear that we'll look at as many of the things you brought up last week as we can - even the lizard claws, Momoko - but there's something you need to know before any of that. People need to breathe and they need their heart to keep pumping, or anything else you do will be useless. I'm going to show you an emergency procedure called cardiopulmonary resuscitation or CPR." He demonstrated on his own dummy, Margaret, how to assess the casualty, clear the airway, create circulation and perform mouth-to-mouth.
"Now go, choose your date and show them a good time. The Danger Shop is set up to make your date fall on his or her side and start turning blue when there's a problem. You're going to have to perform CPR. In the meantime, enjoy yourselves. In half an hour, you're welcome to come and join me under the umbrella over there if you want to learn about some of the technology doctors use to help things along these days."
"Ladies, gentlemen," Hawkeye greeted, arms spread wide. "And anyone who doesn't fit into the first two categories. I'd mention you all specifically, but we have work to do. And by work, I mean that your dates await you."
In a line propped up against a log were CPR dummies, each one with unique features. The dummies themselves were identical, but they each wore a different shirt (or dress in some cases), they had ill-fitting wigs, facial hair, beauty spots and other
"I solemnly swear that we'll look at as many of the things you brought up last week as we can - even the lizard claws, Momoko - but there's something you need to know before any of that. People need to breathe and they need their heart to keep pumping, or anything else you do will be useless. I'm going to show you an emergency procedure called cardiopulmonary resuscitation or CPR." He demonstrated on his own dummy, Margaret, how to assess the casualty, clear the airway, create circulation and perform mouth-to-mouth.
"Now go, choose your date and show them a good time. The Danger Shop is set up to make your date fall on his or her side and start turning blue when there's a problem. You're going to have to perform CPR. In the meantime, enjoy yourselves. In half an hour, you're welcome to come and join me under the umbrella over there if you want to learn about some of the technology doctors use to help things along these days."
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One of the best things about being friends with Jaenelle? After meeting everyone she called friend, it was well-nigh impossible to be surprised by how someone looked.
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Of course, without Bobby or Kitty around there wasn't really anyone to get the joke, so he probably just ended up looking like a dork.
"There you go!" the image inducer told him, slapping him on the back again. "Bring out the old fuzzy blue charm!"
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Karla really had nowhere to go with that. Not only was she unaware of any brotherhood of evil mutants, she didn't even have enough background know about the original creatures from whence he took his name.
"They had pretty regular teeth, from what I saw of them?" she tried.
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"Humor is largely contextual," Karla said with a sympathetic smile. "I miss a lot of things because I don't know why they're funny."
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