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fandomhigh2005-10-24 09:28 am
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The Swedish Chef and Das Schnitzel walk into the cafeteria. They both look extremely pleased with themselves.
Ve-a hefe-a sumetheeng fery speceeel fur yuoo tudey! Nu zee fuud vun't meke-a yuoo seeng boot yuoo veell seeng unyveys!
Furst theengs furst, zee menoo fur tudey!
-Cheeseboorger, Cheeseboorger, Cheeseboorger
-French Freees
-Meelkshekes (Ledeees, zeey breeng ell zee buys tu zee yerd.)
-Ooneeun Reengs
Tudey iff yuoo sing me-a und Des Schneetzel a sung yuoo hefe-a zee chunce-a tu veen a deeeliciuus ceke-a und be-a crooned Keeng oor Qooeen ooff zee ceffetereea! Theenk ooff it es Emereecun Idul boot yuoo veen a ceke-a insteed ooff a short leefed mooseecel cereer.
Yuoo cun seeng in peurs, yuoo cun gu sulu boot yuoo moost geefe-a it ell yuoo gut! Oonly oone-a ect veell be-a peecked. Thees is yuoor chunce-a fur iternel glury! Bork Bork Bork!
Es a vey tu stert yuoo ooffff, Des Schneetzel und I veell seeng a sung. It is frum zee vunderffool doou, Sunny und Cher!
Das Schnitzel is now wearing a long, black wig. There are two microphones and a elevated stage in the cafeteria. Her and the Chef take their places.
Das Schintzel: They say we're young and we don't know We won't find out until we grow.
Chef: Vell I dun't knoo iff ell thet's trooe-a 'Coose-a yuoo gut me-a, und beby I gut yuoo.
Chef: Bebe-a
Both I got you babe I got you babe/I gut yuoo bebe-a I gut yuoo bebe-a
Das: They say our love won't pay the rent. Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
Chef: I gooess thet's su, ve-a dun't hefe-a a put. Boot et leest I'm soore-a ooff ell zee theengs ve-a gut.
Chef: Bebe-a
Both I got you babe I got you babe/I gut yuoo bebe-a I gut yuoo bebe-a
Chef: I gut flooers in zee spreeng. I gut yuoo tu veer my reeng.
Das: And when I'm sad, you're a clown. And if I get scared, you're always around. So let them say your hair's too long. 'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
Chef: Zeen poot yuoor leettle-a hund in meene-a Zeere-a eeen't nu heell oor muoonteeen ve-a cun't cleemb.
Chef: Bebe-a
Both I got you babe I got you babe/I gut yuoo bebe-a I gut yuoo bebe-a
Chef: I gut yuoo tu huld my hund.
Das: I got you to understand.
Chef: I gut yuoo tu velk veet me-a.
Das: I got you to talk with me.
Chef: I gut yuoo tu keess guudneeght.
Das: I got you to hold me tight.
Chef: I gut yuoo, I vun't let gu.
Das: I got you to love me so.
I gut yuoo bebe-a
I gut yuoo bebe-a
I gut yuoo bebe-a
I gut yuoo bebe-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I veell unnuoonce-a zee veenner tumurroo. Guud loock leettle-a oones! Mey zee best mun oor vumun veen! Bork Bork Bork!
Ve-a hefe-a sumetheeng fery speceeel fur yuoo tudey! Nu zee fuud vun't meke-a yuoo seeng boot yuoo veell seeng unyveys!
Furst theengs furst, zee menoo fur tudey!
-Cheeseboorger, Cheeseboorger, Cheeseboorger
-French Freees
-Meelkshekes (Ledeees, zeey breeng ell zee buys tu zee yerd.)
-Ooneeun Reengs
Tudey iff yuoo sing me-a und Des Schneetzel a sung yuoo hefe-a zee chunce-a tu veen a deeeliciuus ceke-a und be-a crooned Keeng oor Qooeen ooff zee ceffetereea! Theenk ooff it es Emereecun Idul boot yuoo veen a ceke-a insteed ooff a short leefed mooseecel cereer.
Yuoo cun seeng in peurs, yuoo cun gu sulu boot yuoo moost geefe-a it ell yuoo gut! Oonly oone-a ect veell be-a peecked. Thees is yuoor chunce-a fur iternel glury! Bork Bork Bork!
Es a vey tu stert yuoo ooffff, Des Schneetzel und I veell seeng a sung. It is frum zee vunderffool doou, Sunny und Cher!
Das Schnitzel is now wearing a long, black wig. There are two microphones and a elevated stage in the cafeteria. Her and the Chef take their places.
Das Schintzel: They say we're young and we don't know We won't find out until we grow.
Chef: Vell I dun't knoo iff ell thet's trooe-a 'Coose-a yuoo gut me-a, und beby I gut yuoo.
Chef: Bebe-a
Both I got you babe I got you babe/I gut yuoo bebe-a I gut yuoo bebe-a
Das: They say our love won't pay the rent. Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
Chef: I gooess thet's su, ve-a dun't hefe-a a put. Boot et leest I'm soore-a ooff ell zee theengs ve-a gut.
Chef: Bebe-a
Both I got you babe I got you babe/I gut yuoo bebe-a I gut yuoo bebe-a
Chef: I gut flooers in zee spreeng. I gut yuoo tu veer my reeng.
Das: And when I'm sad, you're a clown. And if I get scared, you're always around. So let them say your hair's too long. 'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
Chef: Zeen poot yuoor leettle-a hund in meene-a Zeere-a eeen't nu heell oor muoonteeen ve-a cun't cleemb.
Chef: Bebe-a
Both I got you babe I got you babe/I gut yuoo bebe-a I gut yuoo bebe-a
Chef: I gut yuoo tu huld my hund.
Das: I got you to understand.
Chef: I gut yuoo tu velk veet me-a.
Das: I got you to talk with me.
Chef: I gut yuoo tu keess guudneeght.
Das: I got you to hold me tight.
Chef: I gut yuoo, I vun't let gu.
Das: I got you to love me so.
I gut yuoo bebe-a
I gut yuoo bebe-a
I gut yuoo bebe-a
I gut yuoo bebe-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I veell unnuoonce-a zee veenner tumurroo. Guud loock leettle-a oones! Mey zee best mun oor vumun veen! Bork Bork Bork!
Re: Compete
Sure, sure, pick on the handicapped. ;)