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Sing Like a Pirate! [Thursday, July 15, 2nd period]
It was a beautiful day to be upon the high seas, or the low seas, or--as Jack privately thought of them--the medium seas around Fandom.
"You came back!" he said from up in the rigging as the students climbed aboard the ship. "How absolutely delightful!" He leaped down to land on the deck. "I forgot a tiny little oversight last week--" students from his last class would know what was coming, "and so I have arranged for more appropriate attire"--and that was certainly debatable--"for you to wear while serving aboard the Red Lobster."
Once the students had changed, Jack stood before them. "Very well! Let us sing!"
His song choice might leave the students questioning his sanity, if they hadn't begun to already:
When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy why not consider a more challenging career"
Hey ho ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors
True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
And when you're a professional pirate
That's what the job's about
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Hey ho ho
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
But when your a professional pirate
You don't have to wear a suit..... what?
I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart
I could have been a lawyer
But I just had too much heart
I could have been in politics
Cause I've always been a big spender
And me...I could have been a contender
Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet
Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fotune and that's what we're proud to be
And when your a professional pirate
You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly
When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company
Just another morning in Fandom.
"You came back!" he said from up in the rigging as the students climbed aboard the ship. "How absolutely delightful!" He leaped down to land on the deck. "I forgot a tiny little oversight last week--" students from his last class would know what was coming, "and so I have arranged for more appropriate attire"--and that was certainly debatable--"for you to wear while serving aboard the Red Lobster."
Once the students had changed, Jack stood before them. "Very well! Let us sing!"
His song choice might leave the students questioning his sanity, if they hadn't begun to already:
When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy why not consider a more challenging career"
Hey ho ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors
True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
And when you're a professional pirate
That's what the job's about
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Hey ho ho
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
But when your a professional pirate
You don't have to wear a suit..... what?
I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart
I could have been a lawyer
But I just had too much heart
I could have been in politics
Cause I've always been a big spender
And me...I could have been a contender
Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet
Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fotune and that's what we're proud to be
And when your a professional pirate
You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly
When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company
Just another morning in Fandom.
Re: Get changed [7/15]
Of course he went with the one with the most scarves (http://www.kohls.com/upgrade/webstore/product_page.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524892545638&pfx=pfx_shopcompare&cid=shopping3&mr:trackingCode=0CA83EB3-76B7-DE11-93DB-0019B9C043EB&mr:referralID=NA)...