http://evilblogofevil.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] evilblogofevil.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2010-07-13 08:33 am
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Leadership For Social Change - Class 2 - Period 7

When the students arrived, they found the classroom set up like a high school auditorium. A big banner declared "Welcome, Henchpeople!" Tables lined the edge of the auditorium with signs announcing the companies represented. Lexcorp, Primatech, Umbrella Corp., Wolfram and Hart, Prescott Pharmaceuticals, Microsoft and others all appear to have a presence here.

"What up, leaders?" Dr. Horrible asked the class. Today he wore a white lab coat and white gloves. "Today we're going to discuss recruiting. You may think you can hire any old thug off the street to do your bidding. While it is true that cash will entice many to follow you, those that are motivated strictly by cash are easily lured from your side at times of pressure. Hire a union henchperson and you'll pay more, yes, but you get your money's worth.

"I want you to practice your henchperson recruiting speech. Tell them what you have to offer. Benefits and pensions are a good start but try to be creative. And as you listen to your fellow students, try to think of what a henchperson would be looking for and feel free to ask questions."

[OCD coming up. Work's likely to be crazy for me today, but please tag off each other if you feel like it!]
notmyownage: (*is gesturing*)

Re: Recruitment Speeches

[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-07-14 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Claudia raised her hand. "What kind of cookies?"

Re: Recruitment Speeches

[identity profile] feels-special.livejournal.com 2010-07-14 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Double fudge chocolate chip," Jane said immediately, going with whatever sounded good. "We go all out on my team." Dammit, now she wanted one.
notmyownage: (Default)

Re: Recruitment Speeches

[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-07-14 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
So did Claudia.

"Are the kilts dry clean only?" Quinn had her thinking that she definitely didn't want to have to deal with dry cleaning.

Re: Recruitment Speeches

[identity profile] feels-special.livejournal.com 2010-07-14 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
"They are whatever will get you on my side," Jane replied. "I'm shameless that way."
notmyownage: (*is cheery*)

Re: Recruitment Speeches

[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-07-14 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Claudia nodded. "And honest. I can dig it."