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Dating, Hooking Up and Sex, Class 1, Friday period 3

Dean was leaning against the desk at the front of the room as he watched all the students file in.

"Hey guys," he said once everyone was seated. "Welcome to All You've Ever Wanted to Know About Dating, Hooking Up and Sex But Were Afraid to Ask. I'm Dean Winchester, the guy teaching it. Call me Dean; if you start calling me Mr. Winchester, I'm going to look to see if my Dad's back from his hunt and standing behind me.

"This workshop is about what it's titled -- I believe in truth in advertising," Dean said with a grin. "We're going to discuss, sex, and dating and hooking up, and how sometimes those things can be different on Fandom." He gestured at the board where he'd written out his planned syllabus. "That's pretty much how I'm planning on covering the subject matter, but I'm flexible. If something happens that is related to what we're talking about, we can discuss it in class here. Also, if you ever have any questions, ask. That's what I'm here for. Or if not me, you can ask the TA," he added gesturing at Chuck, "though his answers will probably lead towards the more, ah, shall we say adventuresome side. As for me, well, I'll try and always tell you exactly how I see things."

He got up and began a sort of slow pace in front of the class. "My first term as a student here, I took sex ed. The teacher was a bonifide professional -- ran the brothel in town and everything. I got a lot out of that class, even if I did end up being nicknamed Muskrat for a while.

"Now, I make no bones about not being a professional in this area," he continued. "But I will claim to be at least a talented amateur. More than that, I went to school here for three years which means if anyone knows what kind of stuff Fandom can throw at you, it would be me. And yeah, it's always a buttload of weird, but that doesn't mean it's always bad. I've had some awesome encounters that I'd never would have been able to have anywhere else. Really, if you keep an open mind, you can leave here with experiences that are truly once in a lifetime opportunities. And we're going to discuss making the most of them once we get the basics out of the way."

Dean stopped pacing and went back to leaning on his desk. "So that's the overview, now on to the introductions. We're going to go around the room, and everyone is going to give their name, how long they've been on Fandom, what sort of experience they have with the class subject, and what you hope to get out of class."

He looked around with a shit eating grin. "So who wants to start?"

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showing your true feelings about being here

Raven

Luke Castellan

Princess Ariel

Jonas

Christian

Cloud Strife

Sookie Stackhouse

Karla

Jason Todd

...and wonder about the Muskrat thing.

There were so many ways it was wrong that Raven was in this class. The subject matter, of course, and Raven's thoughts could best be described as omgwtfhelp! And then there was the teacher; Raven was very fond of Sam but she knew his brother and father hunted demons and eek!

Luke had known he made a good decision, signing up for this class. Just look at the syllabus, it was awesome.

Ariel was glancing over the syllabus a little, with a very pleased and interested expression and just the smallest, quietest little clap for excitement. This all sounded like it could be very useful, and if not? At the very least it would be fun.

It didn't hurt, either, that she learned today that all her teachers this semester were incredibly male and incredibly cute. Except the crazy one. But he made up for it with being...well. Crazy.

Jonas was a little frightened by the fact that he was in this class. He knew it would be helpful, of course, but things like this still made him blush and stammer even after all this time.

This ... wasn't exactly the kind of class Christian thought it would be, and he was made mildly uncomfortable by the frankness as he looked over the syllabus. His fidgeting sped up when he spotted Ariel.

Cloud was starting to think he needed a few words with the Administration. He hadn't picked his classes -he didn't know he would have classes- and now...this?

He did give the syllabus a look though.

Sookie had just wanted to sign up for something she could use, really. Something like the romance class Bobby had taken! That had been nice.

This seemed different, somehow. She suspected there was going to be a lot of blushing.

Karla had finally come to the conclusion that she was really, really bad at this kind of stuff. It had taken awhile, but...yeah. She was. She might have had years of experience learning about the academic and theoretical aspects of sex--and several months of working in 'Dite's store--but when it came right down to it, she was still pretty ignorant.

From what she knew of Dean, this class would probably help with some of that.

Considering how many classes Jason had ended up in that he hadn't signed up for - on top of the ones he had! - he was beginning to wonder if he'd accidentally pissed off someone in the office or something.

Name, length of time on the island, prior experience with sex and hooking up, what you hope to get out of this class.

"My name is Raven," Raven stammered, turning bright, bright red. "I have been on the island for just over a year now. And I do not think I should be here." Oh, Azar, and Chuck was the TA. How could this get any worse?

Dean smiled reassuringly at the girl; she looked like she was about to flee at one wrong word or movement. "Why do you think that?"

Flail. Flail flail flail.

"Because I already have a boyfriend and I did not sign up for this class" -- stupid paperwork errors -- "and I already have learned all I need to know about sexual intercourse," Raven said. Don't look at Chuck don't look at Chuck for Azar's sake don't look at Chuck.

Well, at least it was a good distraction from her emo.

"I'm Luke Castellan, I've been here almost a week. I'm definitely not a virgin," he said, wondering if he was supposed to go into more detail than that. "And I'm hoping to get an easy A out of this class, but I'm always open to new information on the subject."

"I daresay we can come up with a few things that are new to you," Dean said with a knowing smirk.

"Yeah, I already kind of guessed that," Luke said, eyeing the syllabus on the board. "I've yet to have sex with an inanimate object."

His grandfather impregnated people under some really weird disguises, so Luke wasn't about to judge anyone on anything.

"I'm Jonas. I've been here since the fall of last year and I..." He bit his lip, wondering how to vocalize what he'd done without sharing too much.

"I've kissed a girl, both chastely and not, and I've gone just slightly further than that," he managed to say. "I'm just hoping to learn how to approach the situation, really. I don't know if I'm ready but I'd like to be ready for when I'm ready."

That was a lot of babble there.

And, lo, there came from Ariel's pocket her convenient, already-prepared card of introduction, which she now presented to Dean:

"Hello! My name is Ariel, and I have no voice, so I can't introduce myself except by this card. But I am very happy to be here!!!! :D"

While he was reading that over, she was working on another card for the more specific questions asked:

"I started here this summer. And I haven't even been kissed before! But I'm working on it! That's why I took this class, I thought it might help."

And Ariel made sure to look particularly cute and adorable when that was being read, especially if it was to be read outloud. Maybe then, some couragous boy in the class would hear it and rise to the challenge of helping a poor damsel in her acquisition of such a thing...

"I'm Christian," Christian volunteered. "I've been on the island since May. I've .. been on a few dates."

Which was his way of saying he basically had no experience, or none Dean would count.

"I'm hoping this class will teach me more about contemporary morals. I'm from 1895, and things were quite different at home."

"Cloud Strife...this isn't entirely new to me." What? He had been a soldier, and a pretty damn regular guy until his life went to Hell.

"I don't really think I can get much from this course." Nothing of use for his immediate needs, at least.

"I'm Sookie, and I've been here for a year and a half," she said, giving a wave. "As far as my own experience, that's no one's business, but I'm a telepath so...I know a lot of stuff." Yeah. She just let that sink in. "Um, as far as what I want to get out of class? There are a few things that could stand to be a little less awkward, I guess. Maybe this class'll help?"

"Hi, I'm Karla, I've been here a little over a year now, and I don't have much experience beyond kissing." A little bit, but not much. "I'm a virgin, likely to be one for awhile--a witch's Virgin Night is a very big deal to my people, and twenty's the average age for it to happen." Karla's sour expression suggested what she thought about that restriction. "Mostly I'm here because while I know a lot about sex and the stuff that comes before it, I'm kinda bad at the practical applications thereof."

Like flirting. Or noticing when someone liked her. Or when she was on a date.

"My name is Jason Todd, I've been on the island for, uh, one semester? And I...don't have any experience with this stuff. At all." Maybe that would get him kicked out of the class?

Once Chuck has signed in.

Chuck was there and ready to enjoy watching some new people get all flustered and blushy. It was great entertainment.

He's happy to answer any questions. Really!

I'm actually at the NJ SPN con so SP may have to be a thing at times.

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