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DETENTION Saturday
ETA: Mun jst got horrible news and will be AFK for a bit. I'm sure you can tell this is a pretty loose detention. Just don't blow anything up. I'll be back later to release you. I'm back. Play this funny for me, ok? I need cheered up.
Visitors are welcome during LUNCH only.
The Danger Room has been programmed to resemble the press briefing room at the White House. On each chair is the student's name on an etched brass plaque. Make sure you only sit in the chair with your name on it.
At the ends of each rows are thick folders rubber banded to a large stack of books. Behind the lectern is a white pull down screen covering the seal of the United States of America.
CJ stands at the lectern, wearing her glasses. She looks up as the students enter the room and checks their name off the list.
Honor System, Gang. If YOU know you have detention, please serve it. Not all the teachers submitted information, or else there were late additions. Thanks.
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Ok. It's Saturday. It's detention. I'm supposed to mention about your wicked, wicked ways...yeah, not going to do that. Work harder. Quit screwing around. In some misguided attempt to keep you all sane and alive I signed up for this gig, so let's make the best of a bad situation, and make CJ happy, ok? [She smiles]
All right gang, this is going to be as painless or as painful as you choose for it to be. I want you in groups of not more than four. You each have a different stack of information. These are reports that are sent to the government so we can decide what to give money to. We had an intern, Winnie, and she's read them all and briefed me on them.
Your detention, since most of you are here for not doing your homework, is to consolidate the information, come up with a coherant presentation, and then get up here and present your findings to the rest of us. If you do it well, single moms and garbagemen get to keep on making a living. If not, you damage the environment, poison the masses, and generally create hell on Earth and destroy our noble Democracy as we know it.
But first, we're going to watch a couple films to help orient you to politics as I know and love them.
[Walks to the back, flips off the lights, and starts an old fashioned reel projector. Footage of the Kennedy-Nixon debates flashes on the screen at the front of the room and the lights dim so they can watch.]
I will post sub threads for different detention activities through the day.
Visitors are welcome during LUNCH only.
The Danger Room has been programmed to resemble the press briefing room at the White House. On each chair is the student's name on an etched brass plaque. Make sure you only sit in the chair with your name on it.
At the ends of each rows are thick folders rubber banded to a large stack of books. Behind the lectern is a white pull down screen covering the seal of the United States of America.
CJ stands at the lectern, wearing her glasses. She looks up as the students enter the room and checks their name off the list.
Honor System, Gang. If YOU know you have detention, please serve it. Not all the teachers submitted information, or else there were late additions. Thanks.
demon_belthazorjoan_not_jane kimberly_shawmparker16-jayne_serenitynightsmoonchildteen_twin2ls_in_oneillchosenslayer_psycho_jackassfuture_visionsveronicamars1egyptianlovejayne_serenityalchemy_4_arsonfuturebucs_starvalentine_tartsogothcallyOk. It's Saturday. It's detention. I'm supposed to mention about your wicked, wicked ways...yeah, not going to do that. Work harder. Quit screwing around. In some misguided attempt to keep you all sane and alive I signed up for this gig, so let's make the best of a bad situation, and make CJ happy, ok? [She smiles]
All right gang, this is going to be as painless or as painful as you choose for it to be. I want you in groups of not more than four. You each have a different stack of information. These are reports that are sent to the government so we can decide what to give money to. We had an intern, Winnie, and she's read them all and briefed me on them.
Your detention, since most of you are here for not doing your homework, is to consolidate the information, come up with a coherant presentation, and then get up here and present your findings to the rest of us. If you do it well, single moms and garbagemen get to keep on making a living. If not, you damage the environment, poison the masses, and generally create hell on Earth and destroy our noble Democracy as we know it.
But first, we're going to watch a couple films to help orient you to politics as I know and love them.
[Walks to the back, flips off the lights, and starts an old fashioned reel projector. Footage of the Kennedy-Nixon debates flashes on the screen at the front of the room and the lights dim so they can watch.]
I will post sub threads for different detention activities through the day.
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Poem-ify it then. Or me. You know..my grace, charm, wit, imagination, diligence, legs...whatever the muse moves you to write about.Re: Not In Detention
Standard going rate is flowers and Barry White.Re: Not In Detention
Your patroness will give you soooo much more than flowers and Barry White.Re: Not In Detention
Promises, promises.Re: Not In Detention
Oh, don't you dare taunt me into action. Next thing you know, there will be a double dog dare on the table.Re: Not In Detention
Oh, I know how this goes. You get me all lickered up and talk me into writing you poetry, and then you take off into the night with some high-faluting strutter calls himself a doctor but lives in a box in the park.Re: Not In Detention
Trust me, if I got you lickered up, you'd be joining the party. I know things that weren't even invented in the 14th century.Re: Not In Detention
*Grabs his coat and a bottle of whiskey and wonders where he put his pen*Re: Not In Detention
*Provides a pen*Re: Not In Detention
Hir legges longe, greyne eyen gay,
My leeve dame stant bifore tha roome.
Hir eire egre, still yet hir stevene soothe,
Makelees be hir gras, hir doome.
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*Pours him a shot. Puts a wedge of lime between her teeth and hands him a salt shaker*Re: Not In Detention
*Grins and hopes the Doctor's not around*Re: Not In Detention
*Hopes the Doctor is watching*Re: Not In Detention
I Hate You Both ZOMG.
[criez]
[is actually turned on]
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so the doctor likes to watch?Re: Not In Detention
*has nervous breakdown while the mun laughs herself silly*Re: Not In Detention
She does, mate. It's true. [watches, bemused]Re: Not In Detention