Being Marooned [Thursday, June 24]

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"Today, me hearties," Jack said from where he stood balanced easily on a gangplank (for they were all on the water today, floating a few hundred yards from a desert island (except for the Ikea in the background)), "you will put everything I have taught you to the test."

He pointed grandly to the Isle of Ikea Totally Deserted Island of Doom. "This is the Totally Deserted Island of Doom!" he said. "Forage for food! Create shelter! Make fire! Find a way to escape!"

He grinned. "And most important of all, have a good story t' tell when you have." He pointed to the first student. "Off you go, then. Please do try not to die. It would involve what I've been told is a truly terrifying amount of paperwork."

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Sign in [6/24]

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As though you've been marooned!

Escape from the island!

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Make a boat from driftwood and twine! Or perhaps buy one from Ikea!

Create a shelter from palm fronds and duct tape! Or also buy one from Ikea!

Forage for food! Perhaps from the cafeteria in Ikea!

Escape the island! Perhaps using jetskis provided by Ikea!

Jack really needed to have done some more research.

Tell your tale!

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Because "I bought this boat and assembled it myself with one of those weird Ikea wrenches" isn't that interesting.

Jack's waiting for you on the beach in Fandom for your return.

If you don't show up in a few days he'll start to wonder.

Talk to Jack [6/24]

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For all of your "WTF, you MAROONED me" needs!

OOC

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You guys were a blast. Thanks for indulging me in my insanity.