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The Chef comes in dressed like Crocodile Dundee. He's got a bowie knife in a holster on his side. If you're real nice he'll do the "You call that a knife? That's a knife." scene for you. Das Schnitzel is wearing that badass bathing suit that Linda Kozlawski wore. Oh yeah, 80's thong baby.


Tudey fur loonch ve-a ere-a tekeeng yuoo tu zee lund doon under! Nut leeke-a thet yuoo perferted teenegers.

-Ruest Velleby (Seede-a ooff Steer und Toortle)

-Bluumeen' Ooneeun

-Shreemp oon zee Berbeee-a oor Ken

-Nun Elcuhuleec Fosters (wink wink)

-Kungeruu Pieee


Hefe-a a bonzer dey yuoo leettle-a sheeelas und...vhetefer zeey cell zee buys. I furget vhet it said oon zee bethruum duur et Ooootbeck Steekhuoose-a. Bork Bork Bork!

((OOC: Sorry for the lateness. I got caught spaz dancing to Men at Work by my roommate and I had to explain myself.))

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