http://byneptunesbeard.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] byneptunesbeard.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2010-06-21 07:53 am
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Home Ec is Outrageous!; Monday, Period Five [ 06/21 ].

"Good afternoon, my avid academics!" Aquaman greeted the class with the usual brightness and proud smiles, though it seemed twinged with a bit of bittersweet remorse. "Can you believe that it is already our very last day of this class? I know I can't! You've all worked so hard and well, even against the adversity of certain tasks that may have presented themselves to be a difficult challenge! But what is life without challenges? What is success without a high mountain to climb or a tall hurdle to leap? I hope you are all as proud of yourselves as I am of you! I shall miss having you aboard for the subsequent semester, unless you decide to take the course again."

There was a slight pause that may have indicated that, if you did, even Aquaman, subconsciously, thought you would be a little crazyflakes if you did. It was gone before it ever really landed, however.

"So, for our very last day, I would like you to bring your fish back to me and tell the class a little about any adventures you and your gilled friend may have had, and then we'll spend the rest of the hour revisiting our favorite projects! Everything we've worked on, you can work on again. I've got things for cooking, sewing, cleaning, basket weaving, anything you'd like, to really show off what brought you joy and happiness in this particular subject!"

"I shall miss you all! But I can tell there's a bright future in home maintenience ahead of all of you!"

...Sure there was, Aquaman. Sure there was.


[[ slowly approaching OCD is on the way here and raring to go! ]]

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therewaslife: (→ | a little curious)

Re: Sign In! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[personal profile] therewaslife 2010-06-21 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Nobody Owens
therewaslife: (↑ | cuteness right here)

Re: Fish Tales! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[personal profile] therewaslife 2010-06-21 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Bod turned his fish back in and gave it a little wave as he did. "My fish had a bit of an exciting time. He was accidentally dislodged from his bowl early on last week by a friend of mine and luckily returned to a safe place after some quick thinking. I don't know if my fish just wanted freedom or was just a little bored with the water he'd been swimming in."
life_inshadow: ([neg] all alone is all we are)

Re: Sign In! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[personal profile] life_inshadow 2010-06-21 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Tara Maclay
life_inshadow: ([neu] looking into the distance)

Re: Fish Tales! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[personal profile] life_inshadow 2010-06-21 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Flory was okay," Tara said, with a sheepish glance to her bowl. The truth was, she'd remembered to feed her fish but that was about it. She was clearly not cut out for a pet that just sat in a bowl. "My cat tried to commit fish-icide a few times, but I managed to keep them apart."
life_inshadow: ([neu] smirky mcsmirkypants)

Re: Free Time! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[personal profile] life_inshadow 2010-06-21 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Inspired by the selection of produce, Tara decided to spend some time cooking. She put together a neat fruit salad with honey-lime dressing.
therewaslife: (↑ | i know i'm cute)

Re: Fish Tales! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[personal profile] therewaslife 2010-06-21 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, you heard about my fish's daring attempt at escape?" he asked, snickering a bit. "After that incident, he was a perfectly nice, perfectly well behaved fish, sir."

Re: Sign In! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[identity profile] rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Rilla Blythe

Re: Fish Tales! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[identity profile] rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ishmael wasn't entirely sympathetic to my plight this weekend," Rilla said accusingly, "and he's not the cuddliest thing when your heart has been completely shattered, but for a fish, I suppose he was all right."

She plunked the fish bowl down. "And he gained weight and didn't die," she added proudly.
not_tylerdurden: (Calvin: feeling down)

Re: Sign In! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[personal profile] not_tylerdurden 2010-06-21 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Calvin

Re: Free Time! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[identity profile] rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
If anyone asked, Rilla was doing dishes. She was actually engaging in a therapeutic session of pot and pan banging.
not_tylerdurden: (Calvin w/ Hobbes: can't go anywhere)

Re: Fish Tales! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[personal profile] not_tylerdurden 2010-06-21 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Calvin's fish was still alive and in relatively good health, so that counted as a win, really.

"Hobbes considered eating him," Calvin explained. "But I pointed out I'd fail if he did, so he stuck to canned tuna instead."

Re: OOC! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[identity profile] theotherpeter.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I just wanted to inform you that I watched, like, 18 episodes of Batman: The Brave and the Bold this weekend. And it is all. Your. Fault.
mississippiqueen: (crying - drama queen)

Re: Sign In! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[personal profile] mississippiqueen 2010-06-21 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Emmett Honeycutt
mississippiqueen: (listening boyishly)

Re: Fish Tales! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[personal profile] mississippiqueen 2010-06-21 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Audrey was a perfect lady," Emmett said, bowl set down on the desk but fingers not really unprying from it, "all week." Unlike some people. Friday never happened Friday never happened Friday never happened... "Possibly because I exposed her to the entire collected works of the divine Miss Hepburn."

He gave the teacher his best puppy eyes, which were pretty damn puppyish if he said so himself. "Do we really have to give them back?"

Re: Sign In! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[identity profile] notavalleygirl.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Kitty Pryde

Re: OOC! -- Home Ec!, 06/21.

[identity profile] stayingfrosty.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
If at any point I end up apping Plastic Man, I am blaming you so hard.

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