Physical Education, Monday, Fourth Period

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Once the class arrived, they might have noticed the two goals set up like this was a hockey game. Which was a good guess at what they were going to be doing today.

"Mornin' class," Guy said bringing out a nicely sized box of supplies for the game. "Today we're gonna play field hockey. Stanley Cup and everything goin' on. I want you to split off into teams, one side with jerseys the other without."

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Sign In

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Like a Dutch hockey girl in a short skirt.

Form Teams

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Put on a jersey, don't put on a jersey.

Play

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

You've got big sticks. And a tiny ball. Huah!

Talk to Guy

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Who is here in all his splendor.

OOC

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

So when people talk about hockey on the interwebs, they're talking about ice hockey and pounding each other's skulls in.

When people talk about hockey in the Netherlands, they're talking about upscale 20-something women prancing about a field hockey field in short skirts speaking upper-crustily.

In conclusion, bitch_prince isn't allowed to riff on class topics any more.

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[boywonder03.livejournal.com]

Tim Drake

Re: Form Teams

[boywonder03.livejournal.com]

Tim pulled on a jersey and picked up a hockey stick. He practiced a few swings while waiting for his team.

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[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

Kennedy

Re: Form Teams

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

Did making out with several girls on the field hockey team count as previous experience with the sport? Because if it did, Kennedy was pretty well versed in it.

If not... oh, well. She didn't take a jersey, but she did grab a stick, although she seemed more interested in figuring out ways to use it as a weapon than using it to-- this metaphor was going to get way more dirty than anything involving a stick should for her tastes, huh?

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[puppy_fair]

Zack Fair

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[weldedtomyspine]

Jaime Reyes

Re: OOC

[weldedtomyspine]

I think Guy should have made them wear skirts instead of jerseys to differentiate teams. That is all.

Re: OOC

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

You just want Jaime in a miniskirt.

Re: OOC

[weldedtomyspine]

That's a ridiculous claim. I would never...

Oh...

Right. Carry on, then.

Re: OOC

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

And right now... Guy is pretty sure Booster is making spazzy noises.

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[notagoose]

Shane Gooseman

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[exspeedydotcom]

Roy Harper

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[dontvotemeout]

Jason Todd

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[telekineticfury.livejournal.com]

Vance Astrovik

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[likethestore.livejournal.com]

K-Mart

Re: OOC

[living_endless]

He still owns a kilt! *is helpful fake roommate type*

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[bigbadgunn.livejournal.com]

Gunn

Re: Talk to Guy

[bigbadgunn.livejournal.com]

"Okay, you do know that hockey is the whitest sport known to man, right?"

Re: Talk to Guy

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

"I dunno," Guy replied dryly. "Lacrosse might beat it."

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[bigbadgunn.livejournal.com]

"Lacrosse is just hockey but with butterfly nets, man," Gunn said shaking his head.

Re: Talk to Guy

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

"Cricket? Can't beat somethin' English for that."

Said the redhead.

Re: Talk to Guy

[bigbadgunn.livejournal.com]

"That's not a sport. That's English people pretending to play baseball."

Re: Talk to Guy

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Okay, Guy had to admit that one was true. "Okay, what sport do you wanna see taught next week?"

Re: Talk to Guy

[bigbadgunn.livejournal.com]

"Ballroom dancing," he snarked.

Re: Talk to Guy

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Considering how few girls they had in class...

"I think I can arrange that." Look what you did, Gunn.

Re: Talk to Guy

[bigbadgunn.livejournal.com]

"... Whut?"

Re: Talk to Guy

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

"I'm sure you'll have plenty of dance partners," Guy assured him, going to slap Gunn on the back.

Re: Talk to Guy

[bigbadgunn.livejournal.com]

"Can't I just run laps instead?"

Re: Talk to Guy

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

"Not this time!"

You brought this on yourself, Gunn. Remember that.