Dating, Hooking Up and Sex, Class 4, Friday period 3

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When everyone filed in, they saw two large boxes set at the front of the classroom.

Dean was looking more than a little under the weather this morning, sporting a pair of dark shades and a slight pallor. He was also, however, dressed in a priest outfit. The two facts had very little to do with each other.

"Morning," he said, then winced a little at his own voice. He paused to fumble for a bottle of aspirin and down a couple of them dry. "Sorry, last night had a little too much.... discussion with liquid refreshments. Unprofessional I know. But what can you do?

"You're probably wondering why the getup -- no, I haven't suddenly developed a religious calling. Well, not to Catholicism anyway. I'm wearing this because it's an example of what we're talking about today -- kinks.

"Kinks are basically stuff you can do to spice up your sex life," Dean explained. "Not that sex isn't pretty awesome on its own, but that doesn't mean you can't make it better.

"When people hear the word kink, a lot of them think the more risque stuff -- whips and chains and leather, BDSM and all those other letters of the alphabet. And yeah, that's part of it, but not all kinks are that extreme. For example, if you find the idea of doing it, say, in a library? That's a kink. Roleplay, sometimes complete with costumes," Dean gestured at his outfit, "that's kinky too. Voyeurism, exhibitionism, phone sex, yeah, you got it, all part of the same thing."

Dean gestured at his brother. "Sammy here knows a bit about some of those, and he's going to talk to you about one of them."

He stepped back and let Sammy give his presentation. When it was done, he clapped Sammy on the shoulder. "Awesome. And so you see, even people who tend to get all blushy and private about hooking up and sex have kinks."

He moved over to the boxes and opened one of them. "We're going to play around with another common kink -- namely roleplay. There's all kinds of clothing and props in here. I want you to go through and put together a costume and a persona you think might make for a fun roleplay situation. I'm going to ask you to explain what you picked so use your imaginations." He grinned. "Consider it going to confession."

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with your best kinky look

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Leia Organa

Listen to Dean's lecture

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Just don't make any loud noises

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[likes_scoundrels]

Leia couldn't help but grin as she listened to the lecture, thinking of how her aunts would die on the spot if they knew she was taking this course.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[wwiii]

Warren briefly contemplated just crawling under a desk or something and never coming out again.

He didn't! To his credit, he didn't! And, truth be told, he kind of found this whole lecture sort of fascinating, at that.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[notmyownage]

Claudia was beginning to wonder if maybe Dean was just doing all this to make Sam squirm.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[imonscholarship.livejournal.com]

Dan would like to die now, thanks.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[awesomebigsis.livejournal.com]

Ellie kind of wanted to hide. At least she wasn't blushing this time. There was facepalming, though.

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[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

Squall just shook his head and sighed. What was wrong with people? Did sex really require that much effort?

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

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Tim was probably more aware of kinks than the average kid his age, given the time he'd spent in parts of Old Gotham where anything you liked was available for a price. And that wasn't even considering Catwoman.

But dealing with that stuff as the crimefighter Robin was a lot easier than seeing his teacher dressed up as a priest and being expected to put on his own costume. Tim slouched down in his chair and didn't look anyone in the eye.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[showmetheproof.livejournal.com]

Scully wondered if wanting to be Agent Dana Scully, FBI again, was a kink; then decided no, it was part of a larger issue that wasn't even her fault.

The reaction to Dean in a priest's outfit did make her internally curse Catholic school, though.

Listen to Sam's presentation

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and respond, once he's pinged in.

Re: Listen to Sam's presentation

[likethegun]

Sam had been trying to plan his "presentation" since Dean had told him to do it, but the more he thought about it, the more flustered he got, so in the end, he decided to just wing it.

"Not everyone can be with their partners all of the time," he started. "My boyfriend graduated last year, so we've been apart for pretty much my whole senior year. When you can't be with someone physically, you have to find alternatives to make sure you both, uh, get what you need, so to speak." Sam pulled out his cell phone, both to show it to the students who might not have seen one, and to have something to focus on besides them or, god forbid, Dean or Chuck.

"If you've got a decent imagination, phone sex can be almost as good as the real thing," he said. "You call your partner up and start off however you want, describing what you're wearing or, um, maybe do some roleplaying where you're not, you know, yourselves." He could feel himself start to blush furiously, but he pressed on. "A lot of people really like the way their boyfriends and girlfriends sound when they talk dirty. That works just as well over the phone as it does in person, especially if you're like, describing what you'd do to them if they were there, or what you wish you could do. And since it's all fantasy, it doesn't even have to be realistic.

"Uh, you don't have to talk either," he added, thinking of the situation that had gotten him into this in the first place, with Peter's dirty comments during radio. "If you're stuck somewhere where you can't talk, or where the reception's kind of bad and a phone call won't work, you can send dirty text messages, and that's almost as good as talking, but not quite. Nothing can really replace the sound of someone's voice." Sam let out a quick breath and tucked his phone away. "Uh, are there any questions?"

God, he hoped the answer to that was no.

Put together your outfit

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Mod whatever you want to be in the boxes, creativity is encouraged. And yeah, there's probably a muskrat costume in there. ;)

Re: Put together your outfit

[likes_scoundrels]

Leia put together an outfit -- what very little there was to it.

Re: Put together your outfit

[wwiii]

Could anybody really blame Warren for sticking with the obvious?

His costume mostly involved pulling off his shirt and reaching for one of those glittery halo headbands. Which he felt absolutely idiotic wearing, but... Well. It worked.

Re: Put together your outfit

[notmyownage]

Claudia dug around -- pausing briefly to stare at the muskrat costume -- then finally pulled out a lab coat that was far more form fitting than the one in the image, work goggles, and a tool belt.

Sometimes, you just have to go with what you know.

Re: Put together your outfit

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Dan started rifling through the boxes slowly, hoping that God would send down a bolt of lightning or something and kill him before he had to dress up.

Re: Put together your outfit

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Ellie inspected the contents of the boxes, looking for something that wasn't too embarrassing. Luckily there was another form fitting lab coat in there. Only she added a stethoscope to her ensemble.

Re: Put together your outfit

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

Squall looked at the outfits grumpily.

In the end, he pulled out what looked like a policeman's hat of some kind and put it on. It sure went well with the rest of his clothes.

He grabbed some handcuffs, too.

Re: Put together your outfit

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Jacob rummaged through the boxes, discarding most of the items almost instantly. No no, he wasn't going for a kilt, that was just weird. The cops uniform probably wouldn't work on him either.

He was about to give up when he found the leather jacket. That he could work and really, he didn't need to change that much now.

Explain your choices...

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Father Dean is ready to take your confession.

Re: Explain your choices...

[likes_scoundrels]

Leia presented herself to Dean in a metal bikini and a few scraps of fabric that passed as a "skirt." "Well?" she said, turning around in front of him.

Talk to the TA's

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once they've pinged in

Re: Talk to the TA's

[likethegun]

Sam was there, willing himself to stop blushing now that he was done talking.

Talk to Dean

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He'll be around for a little after class as he packs things up.

Re: Talk to Dean

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"You know dressing up like that around me in public is just cruel," Chuck informed Dean after class.

OOC

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It was either the priest outfit or the leiderhosen....

Re: OOC

[scruffnfeathers]

We could have matched!