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There was something oddly appropriate about having a class on giving the finger to every rule and principle you know first thing in the fucking morning. Sure, it meant Loki had to get up ass early but it also meant he got first crack at the students and they'd remember him during their other classes.

Today's class was meeting in the Danger Shop. It was all well and good to tell people how to go against their rules and guidelines but it was much more fucking fun to put it to practical use.

"Welcome to class," Loki said before he got the simulation started. "Authority's a real fucking thorn in the side, isn't it? Someone's always telling you what to do and what not to do. Someone's always trying to ruin your fucking fun because they don't want you to get hurt or maimed or pregnant or some shit like that. Fuck that shit. Not today."

Loki finally got the simulation going to reveal what looked like a regular shopping mall complete with ~~moddable~~ stores and food establishments, random ~~NPC~~ shoppers, benches, fountains, a merry go round, elevators, escalators and other mundane things you would find in a mall. Right now, the mall was busy as hell.

"We're in a mall," Loki said, arms spread. "It's a typical hangout for teenagers who don't have shit better to do so that's what you're going to do today. Hang out. Get into fucking trouble while hanging out. Don't be pansies and just sit and eat ice cream. Cause fucking mayhem! Make trouble! Live a fucking little. But, there's security wandering around this mall and ever since they failed out of the police academy, they've been dying to prove their worth. They want to bust you. So, watch out for that and be prepared if that happens. Have a fucking backup plan. Good? Go."

With that, Loki disappeared and set the students loose in the mall.

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As soon as he saw the security guard moving in his general direction, Robin was out of there, the marker disappearing into his backpack. He played it cool, and would only hightail it if the guard came after him.

Assuming he could find a decent hiding spot, out would come his phone. His phone of tricks. "Now what is the frequency of the pa system I wonder?"

The mall cop did follow but he did it slowly, trying not to rouse suspicion from what he suspected was a troublemaking kid. He ambled along the mall's walkways, keeping an eye out for him but trying to look casual about it.

A stall then, in one of the men's washrooms, is where Robin ended up. A few moments of tapping on his phone, and then there was a crackle over the PA.

"Ladies and gentlemen, for the next fifteen minutes there's a sale at Brittany's. Seventy percent off all marked fashions. Fifteen minutes only. Better hurry before all the good deals are gone."

Having tucked his phone away, Robin even remembered to wash his hands before ambling out of the bathroom.

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