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Even though he'd taught a few times before, it always gave Loki a little thrill when they let him keep teaching. And when his class for this summer had been approved, he'd been on cloud fucking nine. So, he was there, feet up on his desk while he waited for the students to file in and take their seats. Once they did, Loki finally stood up and looked at them for a few moments. Then, he climbed up onto his desk, smirked once, and screamed. Loud. And for a long time.

Sorry kids, you all get to deal with a nearly insane angel for a few fucking weeks. Hope you enjoy it. At least he stopped screaming before climbing down to just lean against the desk.

"Well, now that we're all fucking awake, we can start," he said cheerfully. "If you don't know it already, my name's Loki and you're in Dogma: Fuck It! This class is going to be easy enough so, if I hear you whining, expect me to get in your fucking face about it. If you're here, you wanted to take a class that's goes against your principle and your systems of beliefs. You wanted to learn how to break the fucking rules and have fun without always playing the goody fucking two shoes. Some of you might already know how to do that and just wanted a fun class for the summer. You found the right place. Some of you probably don't know how to do that and need to learn. You found the right place too."

And Loki was such an effective and helpful teacher. Really. Always willing to stay after class and help out when he was needed. Really.

"First class, we're supposed to do introductions right? Names and all that kind of shit?" Loki shook his head. "Fuck that noise. I probably know all your names and, if I don't, I'll fucking learn them. I've got a course roster for a reason. If I call you the wrong name, you'll just have to deal with it. Or set me straight. Don't be fucking meek, people. It's annoying."

Such a good teacher. Of course, he hadn't had any complaints before so he actually did think he was a fucking awesome teacher.

"This week, we're blowing off the fucking rules," Loki said. "Why do you think I screamed? Because I so desperately wanted your attention on me? Fuck that, I could care less. If you're smart, you'll pay attention. Why do you think this week's assignment to break a fucking rule right here and now? I don't care what rule, where it came from, who made it. Tell me the rule and then fucking break it. Break it knowing you won't get in trouble, get detention, get stinkeyed or anything like that. Break it and enjoy how fucking good it feels. Easy start to the class, right? It's only gonna get better from here."

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Listen to Loki rant, chat with others, stare, wonder what the hell you got yourself into, sleep, eat, whatever!

Hiccup didn't bat an eye at the screaming. It was how Vikings said hello. And goodbye. And asked about the weather. Okay, not him so much, but the big ones, with the hair and the muscles and the questionable personal hygiene.

What had him staring, eyes wide, was the name.

It could not be Loki. The Loki. It was impossible. It was ridiculous. It was a coincidence. It was...actually, if the way he was ranting was anything to go buy, it might actually be Loki.

This could not be good.

Hiccup maybe tried to make himself look a little smaller to get lost in the crowd. You know, just in case.

This was cute, actually. All this fixation on breaking little rules. The swearing didn't strike her as the best way to get a point across, but whatever, she was past picking on how humans used language. Didi looked more smug than anything else as she listened.

Though there was something about the teacher that wasn't cute. He definitely wasn't the Loki from her world, she'd be able to tell that (and he was a little tied up anyhow, ha ha ha), but ... she wasn't sure. There was something there.

She'd figure it out.

Raven just...stared. She wasn't sure why she'd been assigned to this class.

...he felt oddly nostalgic. Listening to the man talk was a little like listening to the old Gale Forcers from down at Red Windmill. Of course, those memories really should have been a bit tainted considering what had come next, but they weren't.

Beka didn't know what angels were and twas a good thing she'd not know that Loka was one. She'd think all angels were cracked or dropped on their heads from great heights. It came down to the same.

Sookie was just going to stare. This entire class. She had no idea how she ended up in here, but...yeah, she was just going to stare. She'd never met anyone with a mouth like that.

Actually, Kurt had taken this class in order to hear a real, actual angel talk about dogma. He'd sort of glossed over the whole "fuck it" part of the class description.

So he stared and facepalmed. "I should have known..."

"Known what?" Loki asked, giving Kurt a look.

"That this class was not ACTUALLY going to be about dogma," Kurt sighed. "I hoped you would be talking about what God truly wants from us."

"That's not for me to teach, Kurt," Loki said sincerely. "I know what God wants from me but I couldn't educate you on what He wants from you."

Kurt sighed. "I guess that makes sense."

Then he looked at Loki slyly. "Unless... you're trying to teach us that God doesn't care about the rules as much as we think he does? That it's the spirit, not the letter of the Law that's important?"

"I'm not trying to teach you that," Loki said, shaking his head. "You have to learn about God on your own time. I won't and can't speak for what God wants from you."

Kurt sighed and pouted. "Okay, sure."

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