http://kissytheface.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] kissytheface.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2010-05-10 11:03 am
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Cafeteria: Monday Lunchtime

Dandelion was a girl on a mission. What little information she had retained from the weekend was now devoted to her protecting the cafeteria from the Viking horde which would inevitably attempt to redcorate it.

Heartless Vikings.

Which is why anyone showing up for lunch today would find her guarding the entrace to the cafeteria wielding a large metal soup ladle and a colander on her head.

And no one.. NO ONE was going to make her stray from her sworn duty.

[QUESTION: How long has it been since there was a cafeteria post? ANSWER: Too long! Open post is open.]
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[identity profile] kissytheface.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
That's because Bruce was the goddamn Batman. Too bad Tim didn't accept "Killer Ladle" training from Lady Shiva.

Dandelion of course had no training whatsoever. Because really... a ladle.

She did however watch Tim spin the ladle with awe which of course made her forget what he had asked.

"Sorry, what was that? Tell who what?"

[identity profile] boywonder03.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well, sure, killer ladle. He'd promised Batman to only use non-lethal kitchen implements. Which did make things difficult when slicing steaks.

"This secret government agency," Tim said. "Exactly how deadly of a force are we talking here?"

[identity profile] kissytheface.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Well is there any other kind of deadly force?" She said throwing her hands up in the air. "Boom. Dead. By forces. Therefore? Deadly."

[identity profile] boywonder03.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
"You can make things explode?" Tim asked.

[identity profile] kissytheface.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Sure! I just need to find a hand grenade!"

[identity profile] boywonder03.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Tim gave a quick look around to make sure there weren't any hand grenades in sight. "We're all out," he said. "Maybe you should try some non-deadly force for this once."

[identity profile] kissytheface.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh no," Dandelion said shaking her head. "There's too many side effects if I use non-deadly force."

[identity profile] kissytheface.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
"More like dizziness, loving me to pieces, liver engorgement, increased heart rate, loss of appetite, constipation, gamer's thumb, amnesia, euthanasia, micronesia and rhinoplasty," Dandelion said shaking her head. "Which is why I never sing the saddest song in the world on Earth anymore."

[identity profile] boywonder03.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Working through that one, aaaand just going to ask, "You're a singer?"
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