http://kissytheface.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] kissytheface.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2010-05-10 11:03 am
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Cafeteria: Monday Lunchtime

Dandelion was a girl on a mission. What little information she had retained from the weekend was now devoted to her protecting the cafeteria from the Viking horde which would inevitably attempt to redcorate it.

Heartless Vikings.

Which is why anyone showing up for lunch today would find her guarding the entrace to the cafeteria wielding a large metal soup ladle and a colander on her head.

And no one.. NO ONE was going to make her stray from her sworn duty.

[QUESTION: How long has it been since there was a cafeteria post? ANSWER: Too long! Open post is open.]
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[identity profile] squire-hand.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
There was an armored lass standing in the way between James of Krondor and Food.

"Hello?" Friendly. Polite. A grin to win over anyone.

[identity profile] kissytheface.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Dandelion on the other hand? Rather suspicious.

"Are you a viking?" she demanded to know.

[identity profile] squire-hand.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't know," he asked, staying well out of range of the ladle. "What is a viking?"

[identity profile] kissytheface.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Only the most savage and evil group of people only known to man!" she declared as she marched back and forth. "Except for squirrels. Those f#$%ers have no souls."

[identity profile] squire-hand.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm no viking," he stated, following her as she marched.

She seemed as if she'd already loaded up on sugar.

[identity profile] kissytheface.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are you a squirrel?" She asked suspiciously.

[identity profile] squire-hand.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, great. She was touched. "No. Are you?" he asked, waiting for her to move away from the door long enough for him to dart past.

He could wait.

[identity profile] kissytheface.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey! Don't take that tone with me!" Dandelion said waving her ladle around and... well really James could walk by at any time if he so wanted. "You could be in disguise! Or a robot driven by squirrels! That can totally happen you know!"

[identity profile] squire-hand.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't know what a robot or a viking is. If I were either, I would know, wouldn't I?"

Somehow, food had taken a backseat to...whatever this was.

[identity profile] kissytheface.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"You could be programmed not to know," Dandelion said still looking at James suspiciously. "Or it could be a clever ruse!"

[identity profile] squire-hand.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"What is 'programmed'?" he asked. "I'm not from around here, I don't know these words."

A visit to the library may be required for the young squire.
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