Modeling For Dummies, Thursday

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"It's the last week of class for many of you, which means it's preeeetty much blow off time. Amirite?"

He was totally right.

"So, I'l make this easy on ya, mmkay?"

Maybe.

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Like you're fashionably final. As you do.

Mingle

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...you cheaters.

Question 1

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Which fashion model turned TV host is the least annoying?

A. Heidi Klum
B. Tyra Banks
C. Padma Lakshmi
D. Camila Alves

Question 2

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How do you not fail in a photograph?

A. Keep the light.
B. Don't lose your neck.
C. Have cheekbones that can cut glass.
D. Act a fool.

Question 3

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How would you describe my teaching style?

A. ...you were teaching?
B. Stern but fair. Like the Russian police.
C. Like being forced to watch Lifetime all day.
D. Just give me an A and I'll say you deserve a medal. Like that guywho taught math in East L.A. even though he probably cheated.

Talk to the TA

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When he's there. That slacker.

Talk to the Teacher

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Who was looking very serious. And kinda wishing he had a pipe and one of those tweed jackets with leather elbows. Those were the shit in academia.

OOC

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Tweedledee, minions!

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Chuck Bass

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Hannibal King

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Professor Deadpool's finals were always his favorite. They weren't difficult but they were entertaining.

A. Because she's the hottest. And has the accent.

Re: Question 2

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Hannibal just shook his head and laughed at this one.

C. They make you hot and can be used as a weapon.

Re: Question 3

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Hannibal smirked at this one.

E. Practically perfect in every way. Julie Andrews is just as good as Bea Arthur, right?

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Hannibal, the slacker, was there and looking smug about finishing his high school education with this final.

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Tara Maclay

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C. I like Padma. She talks about yummy food.

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Katina Choovanski

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A. Keeping the light sounds pretty!

Re: Question 1

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It was her second to last final of her last semester of high school, and it was a class taught by a crazy person. You think Katchoo was going to not be a smartass?

None of the above. They're all annoying by definition.

Re: Question 3

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Oh, man, this was a hard one. Tara chewed her pen almost ragged before selecting an answer.

The one she finally went with had less to do with what she honestly thought, more to do with getting a good grade.

B

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B. How the hell are you supposed to do crap with your arms if you have to hold your head?

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A. No comment.

Don't ever give Katchoo a blatant opportunity to express her opinion like that. God.

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Jenny Sparks

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D. I didn't even know she had a show, therefore she cannot, by definition, have annoyed me yet.

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B. Losing your neck sounds unfortunate.

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A

C

A

D. You were of course an excellent teacher, Mr. Deadpool sir. I don't know why anyone would say otherwise.

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Emmett Honeycutt

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Lion-o

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E. Ty Pennington. He can give me an extreme makeover any time.

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C. Unless you're an underwear model.

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Priestly

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...There'd been glitter and clothing critique. Emmett actually enjoyed this class.

He shrugged at the options, then went with C. I like Lifetime. Oh Mare Winningham, your struggles never end.

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Sam Winchester

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This was exactly what Sam needed his last final in Fandom to be like.

B. There's a big difference between annoying and scary.

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C. Just about anything else can be faked with the right technology.

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C. But Lifetime's not such a bad channel sometimes.

Was he going to regret writing that later? Possibly.

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Warren Worthington III

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Angela Montenegro

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Hayley Fitzpatrick

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A. Because of the pretty accent.

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B. I like having a neck

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D. Because that seems the right choice.

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Clark Kent

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Tough call.

A.

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Clark wasn't sure how it would happen, but he figured neckless people would be difficult to keep in a photo.

B.

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Kind of kissass, but it could work.

B.