Is there anything Lee can't turn into an opportunity to be OMGsad over? I mean, it's like this incredible gift, bestowed upon him by the gods, to be attractively emo at the drop of a hat and turn every opportunity into picturesque angst.

I tell you, the gods weep at the single, perfect tear produced by such otherwise plebian announcements as 'it might rain today'. Come to me, my emo children, and worship at the feet of your god!


((OOC: Not that the entire thing wasn't OOC, but I love poor Lee and his unending stream of things that make him sad/offended/outraged/emo.))