The Mathematics professor arrives

[charlieeppes.livejournal.com]

Sunday afternoon, Charlie Eppes arrives at Fandom High. He pauses outside the main school building for a moment, looking up at it, impressed. He shakes his head, smiles and enters the building. On his way to find someone in charge, he pauses at all the bulletin boards to add the following to what's already there:



Position/Subject syllabi and class hours:

Mathematics:

Beginner: Fun with Numbers
1. Wallace Fennel neptune_wallace
2. Barbossa likeguidelines
3. Chloe Sullivan
4. Joan Girardi
5. Faith Lehane
6. Maia Rutledge
7. 6
8.
9.
10.

Mediate: Fun with Math -- CLOSED
1. Zero Hopeless-Savage swerval_zero
2. Samuel T. Anders futurebucs_star
3. Angelus notsouledyet
4. Lily Evans ___lily_evans_
5. Cally sogothcally
6. Alanna of Trebond threeweapons
7. Kimberly Shaw kimberly_shaw
8. Han Solo 12parseckessel
9. Jack O'Neill 2ls_in_oneill
10. Charlie Kawalsky kawalsky

Advanced: Practical Application of Math -- CLOSED
1. Archie Kennedyactingltcrumpet
2. Lisa Cuddy lisacuddy
3. Kitty Pryde phases_of_kitty
4. Thomasina Coverly miss_thomasina
5. Broots dorky_broots

Independent Study Group
--Meets my office, Thursdays during office hours.
1. Sam Carter
2. John Crichton
3. Janet Frasier

Time: Wednesdays/Fridays - chronofluid.

Office hours: Thursdays, other days by prior arrangement

Voicemail/email contact: voicemail
Teaching Assistant(s) (if any): Position will be offered to Advanced students in two weeks.

Rules:
Two missed classes in succession without valid excuse = detention.
Failure to attend detention = you're kicked out of the class.
Failure to attend class = you're kicked out.

Comments

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Fun? In math? Yeah. Sure. I'm probably gonna take you up on that help thing.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

I'd explain why it was fun and exciting, but you'd get that look you get where I suddenly feel like I have three heads, so I won't. Okay--I wouldn't have offered if I didn't mean it.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

At least you recognize the look now.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Jack, I don't think there's an expression that crosses your face that I don't know by heart.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Not true, I'm sure I can think of a few.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Somehow, I doubt that.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

I can too! For instance the "Is this milk bad or did I just drink the cottage cheese" look.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Huh. That looks remarkably like your 'Carter, if you take one more useless dirt sample, I'm throwing you over my shoulder and carrying you back through the 'gate' look.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

No, that one looks like the "Daniel for the last time stop touchng random things" look.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

No, that one's got more ridges on your forehead and grumpy eyebrows.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

I don't have grumpy eyebrows! They're cranky.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sometimes they're grumpy. Like, y'know, right now.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

They're not grumpy!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sure they are. Cranky...well, cranky's kind of an all over thing with you. If it's just eyebrow-related, I'm going with grumpy.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Grumpy eyebrows are something old people have and I'm not old! If the fat-kid shows up he's dead.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*pats Jack* No, you're definitely not old. But you're still grumpy. Hey, beats the heck out of crotchety, right?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

*Can't stop laughing at "crotchety"*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes* I take it all back. You may be one of the youngest people I've ever met. There, happy now?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

*Is still laughing*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Jack...seriously, it's not that funny.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

I have Vicodin and that sounded dirty, of course it's funny.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes* How much Vicodin?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Enough to make things interesting.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

And you drank on top of that??? How are you not in a coma?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

That's a very good question.