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Punching People for Fun and Profit, Period 1 [Class Fourteen | 12/9/2009]
Fred chuckled, standing in the middle of a wrestling ring wearing referee's stripes. Today's class was meeting in the danger shop, and he was taking full advantage.
"Pro Wrestling. Depending on your universe, it's either a sport where two people beat the ever loving crap out of each other, or it's a staged athletic show where... two people beat the ever loving crap out of each other. It's a decent career choice, if you don't mind putting your body on the line for a screaming crowd of fans with little job benefits. But sometimes, the paycheck makes up for that."
Fred pointed to one corner of the ring, where stood three shop-generated wrestlers for his exercise today.
"You can either wrestle one of them, or one of your classmates. The rules are no holds barred, but using the ring ropes for leverage on a hold is illegal. Your opponent touches the rope during a submission hold or a pin, the hold or pin is broken. You're going for a three count pin or submission victory. And if you find something under the ring to hit your opponent with... go for it."
He chuckled.
"Now, ladies and gentlemen of my class... Let's get ready to rumble!"
[ooc:OCD first Open!]
"Pro Wrestling. Depending on your universe, it's either a sport where two people beat the ever loving crap out of each other, or it's a staged athletic show where... two people beat the ever loving crap out of each other. It's a decent career choice, if you don't mind putting your body on the line for a screaming crowd of fans with little job benefits. But sometimes, the paycheck makes up for that."
Fred pointed to one corner of the ring, where stood three shop-generated wrestlers for his exercise today.
"You can either wrestle one of them, or one of your classmates. The rules are no holds barred, but using the ring ropes for leverage on a hold is illegal. Your opponent touches the rope during a submission hold or a pin, the hold or pin is broken. You're going for a three count pin or submission victory. And if you find something under the ring to hit your opponent with... go for it."
He chuckled.
"Now, ladies and gentlemen of my class... Let's get ready to rumble!"
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