Sex Thru The Ages, 11/24, Period 3

[captaininthree.livejournal.com]

"Before any of you gets it into your heads that today's class is going to be an easy one," Algren said, arms over his chest as the students filed into the room, "think again. Just because we're leading up to a holiday doesn't mean that we'll be any less academic than we are in other lessons."

Stop laughing. He's trying, here.

"And so I want you all to think long and hard about how Columbus probably brought syphilis back with him to Europe from the New World while you watch this movie. It puts this ridiculous holiday into perspective."

Right, Nathan. You keep telling yourself that.

"Even though Thanksgiving is celebrating the first successful colony in America," Jim added, shooting Nathan an amused look as he pushed in the movie into the tape player--how quaint was that? "But nevermind that now."

"It's a holiday week," Algren sighed. "Try not to think too hard about how in the world a beagle setting a ping-pong table for dinner is supposed to relate to the history of sex, and I'll let you all get away with just one handout about the idiot who thought he was in India. If you're interested."

Look, he didn't care what the holiday was about. He was still well steeped in denial about his priorities in this particular classroom.

Comments

Re: Watch the movie

[icecoldfrost]

Emma covered Marcus's eyes and shook a finger at Alex. <<Behave. We might give it an identity disorder if he sees mommy flirting with people who aren't daddy.>>

...she usually waited until it was asleep to do those sorts of things.

Re: Watch the movie

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

<<Telling me to behave is futile,>> he informed her, shrugging. <<I can't help it if you're hot and I enjoy telling you that in all sorts of ways. Your kid's gonna have to deal with it. I like sleeping with his mother.>>

He'd done that on purpose.

Re: Watch the movie

[icecoldfrost]

<<Naaaaaaaaaughty!>> Not that Emma minded. At all.

Heck, if Alex did manage to sneak past the Chef, it might be worth it to put up with Jeannie's shrieks of moral outrage to go find an unused pantry for a break. It might mean detention for life if they were caught, but that was half the fun.

<<Although if you didn't like sleeping with me, I'd be sad.>>

Re: Watch the movie

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

<<And we wouldn't want that.>> Even without really knowing what she was thinking, his thought patterns were running parallel to hers. Pantries were nothing. Sex standing up was fun. <<You like me naughty, Emma. Don't deny it.>>

Re: Watch the movie

[icecoldfrost]

Well, she hadn't thought he'd be opposed if the opportunity presented itself...it was Alex, and he did like fun. Emma filed it away for future thought, should the opportunity arise.

Totally Dirty.

<<Wasn't denying it, just don't flaunt it in front of the baby, darling,>> she scolded. <<If I have to repeat ethics because I corrupted little Marcus, I'm going to be annoyed.>>