Tyler Durden (
tyler_gone) wrote in
fandomhigh2009-11-16 09:09 am
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Applied Science, 11/16, Period 1
It was probably best not to ask why there was a pony observing class today. Actually, the pony had been around for a while; the ribbons braided into his mane and tail, however ... well, therein lay a story about Tyler and Steve Rogers both being that combination of bored and worried a long animal transformation can bring, and Tony being annoyingly cranky, and the pink and purple ribbons all but literally falling into their lap.
Tyler had pony bites on his hands, but it was worth it.
"Gunpowder," he announced, glancing to the horse a final time before talking. "We're making it. We aren't in the Danger Shop today, so put your lab coats, goggles and gloves on, and, ladies, pull your hair back." He waited for his instructions to be followed before talking again.
"What you're going to do is combine sulfur, saltpeter and carbon. You're going to grind them all up, then mix them, four parts saltpeter to one of carbon -- your carbon is in charcoal briquettes -- and one of sulfur." He turned to scrawl 2 KNO3 + S + 3 C → K2S + N2 + 3 CO2 on the board. "That is the reaction behind it," he said, going on to explain the equation,, and ignored the pony's reaction to any flaws in the formula. "Once you've got the powder fine enough, show me and, if it looks okay, we can go outside and set off model rockets with it."
"This is the real stuff. People get hurt doing this, so go slowly and be careful. Any questions, comments, anything looks funny, please talk to me before you blow your hand off."
Tyler had pony bites on his hands, but it was worth it.
"Gunpowder," he announced, glancing to the horse a final time before talking. "We're making it. We aren't in the Danger Shop today, so put your lab coats, goggles and gloves on, and, ladies, pull your hair back." He waited for his instructions to be followed before talking again.
"What you're going to do is combine sulfur, saltpeter and carbon. You're going to grind them all up, then mix them, four parts saltpeter to one of carbon -- your carbon is in charcoal briquettes -- and one of sulfur." He turned to scrawl 2 KNO3 + S + 3 C → K2S + N2 + 3 CO2 on the board. "That is the reaction behind it," he said, going on to explain the equation,, and ignored the pony's reaction to any flaws in the formula. "Once you've got the powder fine enough, show me and, if it looks okay, we can go outside and set off model rockets with it."
"This is the real stuff. People get hurt doing this, so go slowly and be careful. Any questions, comments, anything looks funny, please talk to me before you blow your hand off."

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... unless Calvin has Hobbes.
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Having been privy to the after effects of Calvin's usual brushes with Science! he was looking increasingly worried as the lecture went on.
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He had an entire notebook talking about why this sort of fuel was completely antiquated, of course, but he wasn't going to share it with anyone. Sometimes making things explode was just fun.
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As for the gun powder itself, well. Priestly figured it was kind of like cooking -- take your time, follow the recipe carefully, and you could end up with something awesome. And if you didn't, you'd probably get injured horribly somehow. This was Priestly, taking his time and following the recipe very, very, very carefully.
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Huh. By the end of this class, everyone was going to smell like him, then. He certainly couldn't complain, here.
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Ino's notes were, really, pretty sporadic. She already knew how to make this stuff, but--
Glee.
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But if you were paying attention you'd notice that her hands were completely steady and she followed the directions precisely and accurately.
She totally just did it with flair. Because, dammit, even if she had to be careful she was going to have fun.
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