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Humorous History: Friday, Period 1, Class 10
Jim had the TV on when people entered the room today. That could only mean one thing: it was another movie day.
"Morning. Today we're going to watch a movie all about how the Founding Fathers sang all the time. It's called 1776, and it's not really funny the way I normally go for, but come on, a singing Continental Congress? That's kind of amusing." He couldn't help but notice that one of his students seemed a little too amused by this description, so he had to take a shot in the dark. "Rose, have you seen this before?"
...Oh shit. "No?" Rose tried. "I've never seen it before ever?" She was terrible at lying. Terrible.
"Wow," Jim said. "That's really unconvincing. Go ahead, tell the class what you know about the movie."
Rose glared at him. Glared so much. "Fine. First I gotta say that my best friend totally forced me to watch this movie, and that's the only reason I know about it." Now that that was out of the way. "So this is awesome. I mean, they all sing, and that's pretty weird, but everyone hates John Adams cause he's a pushy bitch, but he's the only one who's got enough balls to want to declare independence so he sings about it." She paused. "And it's not like girly singing. Except when his wife sings."
"So he finally gets people to agree that they want to screw over England too cause crap, who wouldn't want to screw over England? And they all sing about it and worry that George Washington's army is going to get its ass kicked by the British. Which - spoiler alert - doesn't happen. He does get it on with Hamilton though, but, um, yeah, that's not part of the movie."
"The total highlight of the thing though is when Adams and Benjamin Franklin and Jefferson - and oooh, he's kinda hot actually, if you like red headed guys - all get together to argue over who's going to actually write the Declaration. Cause no one really wants to. Which, okay, is stupid since they're all AT THE CONVENTION to do something like that. But Adams is all "I can't write it! No one likes me!" And everyone agrees. So they finally make Jefferson write it except he's all cockblocked cause his wife is back in Virginia and he kinda sucks for a while. Not dirty."
"And then the entire story is saved because Adams and Franklin import Jefferson's wife so he can get laid. I'm not even making it up." She paused. "See, we always figured with all those guys there, they should've just taken care of it themselves cause some of that Adams/Jefferson dialogue is kinda sexy, but I guess the musical people thought his wife should be in there." Rose looked over at Jim. "Is that good?"
Jim gave an entertained smirk to the camera before answering, "Even better than I hoped. Everyone, be sure to look for all the manlove Rose noticed as you watch it."
And with that, Jim started the movie.
"Morning. Today we're going to watch a movie all about how the Founding Fathers sang all the time. It's called 1776, and it's not really funny the way I normally go for, but come on, a singing Continental Congress? That's kind of amusing." He couldn't help but notice that one of his students seemed a little too amused by this description, so he had to take a shot in the dark. "Rose, have you seen this before?"
...Oh shit. "No?" Rose tried. "I've never seen it before ever?" She was terrible at lying. Terrible.
"Wow," Jim said. "That's really unconvincing. Go ahead, tell the class what you know about the movie."
Rose glared at him. Glared so much. "Fine. First I gotta say that my best friend totally forced me to watch this movie, and that's the only reason I know about it." Now that that was out of the way. "So this is awesome. I mean, they all sing, and that's pretty weird, but everyone hates John Adams cause he's a pushy bitch, but he's the only one who's got enough balls to want to declare independence so he sings about it." She paused. "And it's not like girly singing. Except when his wife sings."
"So he finally gets people to agree that they want to screw over England too cause crap, who wouldn't want to screw over England? And they all sing about it and worry that George Washington's army is going to get its ass kicked by the British. Which - spoiler alert - doesn't happen. He does get it on with Hamilton though, but, um, yeah, that's not part of the movie."
"The total highlight of the thing though is when Adams and Benjamin Franklin and Jefferson - and oooh, he's kinda hot actually, if you like red headed guys - all get together to argue over who's going to actually write the Declaration. Cause no one really wants to. Which, okay, is stupid since they're all AT THE CONVENTION to do something like that. But Adams is all "I can't write it! No one likes me!" And everyone agrees. So they finally make Jefferson write it except he's all cockblocked cause his wife is back in Virginia and he kinda sucks for a while. Not dirty."
"And then the entire story is saved because Adams and Franklin import Jefferson's wife so he can get laid. I'm not even making it up." She paused. "See, we always figured with all those guys there, they should've just taken care of it themselves cause some of that Adams/Jefferson dialogue is kinda sexy, but I guess the musical people thought his wife should be in there." Rose looked over at Jim. "Is that good?"
Jim gave an entertained smirk to the camera before answering, "Even better than I hoped. Everyone, be sure to look for all the manlove Rose noticed as you watch it."
And with that, Jim started the movie.
OOC [Week 10]
Anyway, I'm out with some friends tonight to see the certain trainwreck that is 2012. I'll pick up any tags laaaaaaate tonight.