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Punching People for Fun and Profit, Period 1 [Class Nine | 11/04/2009]
Fred was pretty sure he'd get in trouble for this week. The Danger Shop was set up as a pool hall, and the rotund teacher stood by a pool table and smirked.
"So, today we're going over a career option that some of you might get all self righteous about. Because we're talking about crime. Hitting a person and taking their money is one of the oldest professions. And... well, if you want to do it, I ain't gonna judge. There's also loan sharking, which requires physical threats to back up its high end capital gains, and then there's killing people for money. All good work. For... different definitions of good."
Fred shrugged. "Remember, laws aren't the same everywhere and everywhen. So I ain't teaching you, neccessarily, to break the law. But today, you can try your hand at crime. You can go mug a guy, or collect a debt, or whatever you want. Just don't kill each other. And if anyone beats up a hooker, I'll throw a damn dodgeball at you."
Mr. Dukes believed in open-ended scenarios, here.Much like a GTA game.
"So... go out, do your thing, and try not to get arrested."
Fred leaned on the pool table... which promptly had a leg break under the weight.
"...Goddammit."
[OCD First Open and ready!]
"So, today we're going over a career option that some of you might get all self righteous about. Because we're talking about crime. Hitting a person and taking their money is one of the oldest professions. And... well, if you want to do it, I ain't gonna judge. There's also loan sharking, which requires physical threats to back up its high end capital gains, and then there's killing people for money. All good work. For... different definitions of good."
Fred shrugged. "Remember, laws aren't the same everywhere and everywhen. So I ain't teaching you, neccessarily, to break the law. But today, you can try your hand at crime. You can go mug a guy, or collect a debt, or whatever you want. Just don't kill each other. And if anyone beats up a hooker, I'll throw a damn dodgeball at you."
Mr. Dukes believed in open-ended scenarios, here.
"So... go out, do your thing, and try not to get arrested."
Fred leaned on the pool table... which promptly had a leg break under the weight.
"...Goddammit."
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