Punching People for Fun and Profit, Period 1 [Class Eight | 10/27/2009]

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Today, the Danger Shop was set up like the outside of a dance club.

"Bouncing is another great job for when you like to hit people," Fred said. "Basically, you do one thing, two ways. You're supposed to keep the unwanted people out. That means stopping them before they get in... or throwing them out if they got in already. That's... pretty much it. It's a pretty fun job. I did some, once."

He pointed at the students, halfway between them all. "To the right, you're bouncers to start. On the left... you're the undesirables. Your job is to either get in the club, or keep the others out. And... go to it!"

Yes, he realized he pretty much just asked his students to just start brawling. He was not exactly Mr. Responsible Teacher.

[ooc: OCD first, plz Open!]

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Elena

Bounce/Get in the Club!

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...It's like a game of Red Rover, only one side is just charging the other. Really.

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Jack was a Bouncer. He was the Impenetrable Wall of Jericho. Great Wall of China.

No one was getting past him.

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Elena was bored. No one had said she couldn't switch sides.

"Let me in," she announced, "or I'll shoot you."

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"There is a no weapons policy," Jack said, arms crossed.

He might not think Elena was serious.

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Elena pulled out her handgun and gave him a Look.

"You know what hurts?" she said. "Getting shot in the kneecap."

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Jack gave her his best "bring it" face. People shouldn't run around campus with toy guns. People could get hurt.

"I imagine it would. So would getting your nose broken." He could play the threaten game as well.

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There were benefits to being trained as a sharpshooter. Elena fired an abrupt warning shot a few centimeters away from his leg. Without changing expression, or pulling her glare away from his face.

"Move," she said. The 'or else' was left unspoken.

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"What the hell's your problem?!" he asked. Or shouted. It was kinda hard to tell, as his ears were ringing.

Oh, the hell with it. He moved, quickly, to punch her in the nose, gun or no.

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Elena dug out her shades and did her very best impression of Rude. Arms folded. Looking like a badass. Not letting anyone in.

Talk to Fred

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He was ill prepared this week.

Talk to the TA

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She's awesome, yes.

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Thoroughly awesome. And here. Rocking the pair of shades Rude gave her.

Do not fuck with the shades, if you value your life.

OOC

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...sorry for the lame class. I was ill prepared with new job and everything. Next week will be better. Promise.